Dave Stopera made their 50th BuzzFeed post on Mar 04! Or, I guess it's possible that 50 different people used Dave Stopera's account to make one post each, in which case Dave Stopera should probably change their password. Either way, congratulaâ€‹tions to Dave Stopera! Here's to 50 more!
Dave Stopera made their 1000th post on Dec 01! That is more than 10 times as many paragraphs as there in Immanuel Kant's Critique of Pure Reason. According to logic, this person must therefore be one of the greatest intellects in BuzzFeed's history.
Dave Stopera has received more than 1,000 views to one of their posts on Feb 21! That is more people than went to see Gigli - a film starring Ben Affleck as a low-ranking mobster who kidnaps a mentally challenged teenager.
Dave Stopera has received more than 10,000 views to one of their posts on Feb 21! That is more people than went to see The Adventures of Pluto Nash - a film starring Eddy Murphy as a retired space smuggler who runs a nightclub on the moon.
Dave Stopera has received more than 100,000 views to their posts on Feb 21! More people have looked at Dave Stopera's post than are killed by snake bites worldwide every year. (This description brought to you by the Coalition for Real but Unhelpful Statistics.)
Dave Stopera has received more than 1,000,000 views to one of their posts on Jul 28! This is a phenomenal amount of views. More people have viewed Dave Stopera's post than currently live in the state of Rhode Island. Wow.
Something Dave Stopera posted got over 100000 views on Pinterest! That is even more views than there are scented candles to keep your home fresh and colorful. That's also deeply impressive. Well done, Dave Stopera.