Believe it or not...
1. It has only been a little over two months, TWO MONTHS, that Charlotte Awberry was discovered in the subway.
A different time. A different world.
2. It wasn't that long ago that everyone was talking about Cheer.
"Daytona" this. "Daytona" that.
Cheer feels like it came out seven years ago.
3. Just weeks ago, WEEKS AGO, there were (at least) seven people running for President.
4. To put it in perspective: Its only been 98-ish days since Pete Buttigieg won Iowa.
5. Trump was acquitted on both articles of impeachment in 2020.
6. Mariah Carey's "All I Want For Christmas" was number one at the beginning of 2020.
.@MariahCarey's "All I Want For Christmas Is You" is officially No. 1 on the #Hot100 for a third week. As this is the first chart of the 2020s, she becomes the first artist in history to rule the chart in four separate decades: 1990s, 2000s, 2010s & 2020s.
HOW?!
7. 13 weeks ago, Bong Joon-ho got what he deserved at the Oscars.
9. Everyone lost their damn minds over a relationship that has been over for 1.5 decades.
10. And Billie Eilish made this face. All in 2020.
11. Baby Yoda was (still) a thing in 2020.
12. Laura Dern said she saw him at a basketball game.
13. Then every company made a baby version of their spokes-things. Remember Mr. Peanut dying and being reincarnated into Baby Peanut? That was 2020.
14. Jennifer Lopez and Shakira sang together at the Super Bowl a few months ago.
It feels like it happened a few years ago.
15. The Pussycat Dolls also reunited and delivered in 2020.
View this video on YouTube
16. It feels like a trillion years ago we were talking about Jessica Simpson's book for WEEKS trying to figure out if she got Nick Lachey a gift or not.
17. "Megxit" or whatever it's called happened this year.
18. Billie Eilish won every award at the Grammys a few months ago.
19. Remember when Lana Del Rey dated a cop?
She wore a dress from Dillard's. All of this in 2020.
20. Its been only eight weeks since the last NBA game was played.
Remember crowds?
21. This was a Katy Perry concert about 8 weeks ago.
Remember audiences?
In conclusion...
Take me back to simpler time, precisely 10-ish weeks ago when Charlotte Awberry was our #1 queen.
