A game show host who doubles as a thirst trap. Who is Alex Trebek?

Delaney Strunk • 3 months ago

BRB packing my bags and moving to South Dakota where I can actually afford to date someone.

Delaney Strunk • 3 months ago

"If this year doesn’t play out like an A24 indie coming of age film what’s even the point."

Delaney Strunk • 3 months ago

Catch me sipping Slurpees while you basics sip your tea.

Delaney Strunk • 4 months ago

Nothing but respect for MY funky white sister.

Delaney Strunk • 4 months ago

Queer Eye but it's five female coworkers reading my email draft to make sure I sound authoritative but not bitchy.

Delaney Strunk • 4 months ago

Mascots are people too.

Delaney Strunk • 4 months ago

Oh, so guac costs extra? That ain't no problem.

Delaney Strunk • 4 months ago

A Tom Hanks and Meryl Streep duet would honestly save the world.

Delaney Strunk • 4 months ago

I can't believe we're only halfway through 2018 and we've already had to tell people to stop eating Tide Pods and stop jumping out of cars.

Delaney Strunk • 5 months ago

John Cena: wrestler, actor, and now bodyguard.

Delaney Strunk • 5 months ago

"Put that thing back where it came from, or so help me."

Delaney Strunk • 5 months ago

I don't know if I should pet this cat or shake her hand!?

Delaney Strunk • 5 months ago

Turn your funeral into a pool party in less than 60 seconds.

Delaney Strunk • 5 months ago

"Day drinking in this kinda heat was pretty much exercise."

Delaney Strunk • 5 months ago

"There is no reason you can't work and I will not tolerate drama."

Delaney Strunk • 5 months ago

I can't look away.

Delaney Strunk • 5 months ago

Some say Neymar is still rolling on the ground this very minute.

Delaney Strunk • 5 months ago

Harry has zero BDE so no, he's not on the list.

Delaney Strunk • 5 months ago

I was not ready to cry like this.

Delaney Strunk • 5 months ago