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Queer Eye but it’s five emotionally mature individuals helping you to text your friend back instead of leaving them on read so that they get anxious
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Queer Eye, but a tour of queer identities across the ancient world so we can finally rid ourselves the false notion that LGBTQ only just appeared in 1970s San Francisco. 🏳️🌈
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Queer eye but it’s 5 complex women of colour existing and not bothered by you or your problems. #subscribe
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Queer Eye but it's five very savvy kids who explain twitter memes to me.
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Queer Eye but instead of five gay guys it’s ten gay guys and they’re just like fanning me with giant palm leaves and feeding me grapes and telling me they loved my latest story.
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queer eye but 5 literary and cultural studies scholars teaching a novice writer how to improve the poem a workshop. im talking about a workshop.
7.
Queer Eye but it's a panel of Black, Native American, East and South Asian, Latinx, Pacific Islander and Middle Eastern chefs trying to convince Gordon Ramsay that he can't best them at their own culinary game.
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Queer eye, but with 5 disabled people telling someone recently disabled that they haven’t fundamentally changed, but how to navigate the environment and people around them.
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Queer Eye but it’s five copy-editors trying in vain to get people to use the Oxford comma.
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queer eye but it’s five women who go into activist circles and get leftist dudes to stop being performatively woke while treating women like shit in their personal lives
11.
Queer eye but they help small town DIY venues get up to code so they don’t get shut down. In return the local kids tell Antoni about bands other than The National and the Strokes.
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QUEER EYE but they're all British and female and go by nicknames and sing upbeat pop music during the 90s and it's actually just the Spice Girls
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Queer Eye but it's me going around and making people stop chewing with their mouth open/talking with food in their mouths
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queer eye, but it's 5 little aunties of various nationalities descending on overpriced eateries, teaching them how to actually prepare the food they're purportedly hawking and maybe, loudly berating anyone who espouses 'crispy rendang' with a slipper.
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Queer Eye, but it's five millennials making boomers suffer for their inter-generational crimes
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Queer Eye but it's a freelance writer, a graphic designer, a composer, a dancer, and an illustrator trying to convince customers that you can't pay your bills with "exposure".
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Queer Eye but it’s just me and I’m asleep by 8pm leave me alone