St. Patrick's Day
Raise your hand if you have an Aunt Mary or an Uncle John.
Friends who don't get a bite will be ~green with envy~!
Green beer? For St. Paddy's Day? Groundbreaking.
Warning: Watching this may cause actual physical pain.
Haters gonna hate, potatoes gonna potate.
May good luck and good nails be with you this St. Patrick's Day.
YOU DID A GREAT JOB.
Nothing to see here, just the most adorable leprechauns to walk the face of the earth.
Go home. You're drunk.
Celebrate St. Patrick's Day with these 17 wonderful Irish quotations.
Don't touch me.
I managed to ignore it for the past 17 years. So I decided to finally give it a try in honour of St Patrick's Day.
A public service announcement for you this St. Patrick's Day.
Do these words belong in a dictionary or a James Joyce novel?
It's Patrick or Paddy. NEVER Patty.
Some LOLs from the Emerald Isle in honour of St Patrick's Day.
Impress your friends on St. Patrick's Day!
We see a lot of Guinness in your future.
Because green beer is actually kinda gross.
May the wind always be at your back. And the shade thrown elsewhere.
St. Patrick's Day: a day for children everywhere to ask for everything they didn't get for Christmas.
Why just drink your booze when you can eat it too?
Get lucky with one of these sweet treats on March 17.
One of the best ad campaigns of all time. Happy St. Patrick's Day, fellow Irish (and fake-Irish) drinkers.
Bring back the Shamrock Sundae! On second thought, don't.
These ads were created before the era of the drunken creative Mad Men. These ad men were just plain drunk.
This is really, really weird.
Guinness is good, but there's a universe of other stouts out there. Try something new!
You think you're the only one getting psyched for St. Paddy's day? You got nothing on these cats.
But can you blame them? Saint Patrick supposedly drove all the snakes from Ireland, after all. The holiday is imbued with horrifyingly speciesist, anti-snake sentiment. IMBUED.
FYI: Drinking all day counts as a reason.
The correct way to steel yourself for day drinking.
Because a little extra whiskey never hurt anyone.
Homicidal leprechauns say the darnedest things. In honor of St. Patrick's Day, here are 10 of the titular monster's wackiest lines from six Leprechaun movies.
Made with Cashel blue — Ireland's first farmhouse blue cheese. YUM.
Eventually you'll end up soaked in Guinness. Start the day off on a slightly more ambitious note.
March 17th needs to be made an official worldwide holiday NOW.
This one's for you, Jamie. Thanks for all you've done.
Come on, people! Green bacon!?