St. Patrick's Day


23 Signs You Belong To An Irish-American Family
Raise your hand if you have an Aunt Mary or an Uncle John.

12 Green St. Patrick's Day Desserts That Are Honestly Festive AF
Friends who don't get a bite will be ~green with envy~!

10 St. Patrick's Day Drinks That Are Way Better Than Green Beer
Green beer? For St. Paddy's Day? Groundbreaking.

Here's The Excruciating Moment President Obama Left The Irish Prime Minister Hanging
Warning: Watching this may cause actual physical pain.

The Definitive Ranking Of Ways To Eat Potatoes
Haters gonna hate, potatoes gonna potate.

Neil Patrick Harris’ Kids Reach Peak Cuteness On St. Patrick's Day
Nothing to see here, just the most adorable leprechauns to walk the face of the earth.

Should You Have Another Drink?
Go home. You're drunk.

17 Of The Most Beautiful Quotes From Irish Writers
Celebrate St. Patrick's Day with these 17 wonderful Irish quotations.

To Everyone Who Pinches People On St. Patrick's Day
Don't touch me.

I'm A 33-Year-Old Irishman And I've Never Drunk A Pint Of Guinness Until Now
I managed to ignore it for the past 17 years. So I decided to finally give it a try in honour of St Patrick's Day.

For Everyone Who Thinks It's Cool To Dye Things Green For St. Paddy's
A public service announcement for you this St. Patrick's Day.

Is It A Real Word Or Just James Joyce?
Do these words belong in a dictionary or a James Joyce novel?

It's Never, Ever, Ever OK To Wish Someone A Happy "St Patty's Day"
It's Patrick or Paddy. NEVER Patty.

What Kind Of Drunk Will You Be On St. Patrick's Day?
We see a lot of Guinness in your future.

8 Green Cocktails To Take Your St. Patrick's Day To A Whole New Level
Because green beer is actually kinda gross.

23 Irish Proverbs For Every Situation
May the wind always be at your back. And the shade thrown elsewhere.

17 Perfect Letters From Kids To Leprechauns
St. Patrick's Day: a day for children everywhere to ask for everything they didn't get for Christmas.

4 Epic Booze Foods You Should Make
Why just drink your booze when you can eat it too?

26 Boozy Desserts To Get You Tipsy On St. Patrick's Day
Get lucky with one of these sweet treats on March 17.

35 Deliciously Fun Vintage Guinness Ads
One of the best ad campaigns of all time. Happy St. Patrick's Day, fellow Irish (and fake-Irish) drinkers.

15 Cats Who Can't Wait For St. Patrick's Day
You think you're the only one getting psyched for St. Paddy's day? You got nothing on these cats.

12 Snakes That Are Not Looking Forward To St. Patrick's Day
But can you blame them? Saint Patrick supposedly drove all the snakes from Ireland, after all. The holiday is imbued with horrifyingly speciesist, anti-snake sentiment. IMBUED.

A Full Irish Breakfast Recipe For St. Patrick's Day
The correct way to steel yourself for day drinking.

Here's A Boozy DIY Shamrock Shake For St. Patrick's Day
Because a little extra whiskey never hurt anyone.

Amazing Irish Cheesecake For St. Paddy's Day
Made with Cashel blue — Ireland's first farmhouse blue cheese. YUM.

3 Classy Ways To Get Drunk On St. Patrick's Day
Eventually you'll end up soaked in Guinness. Start the day off on a slightly more ambitious note.

38 Reasons Jameson Is The Liquor Of The Gods
This one's for you, Jamie. Thanks for all you've done.

24 Foods That Shouldn't Celebrate St. Patrick's Day
Come on, people! Green bacon!?