1. Wishes are important, so obviously choose yours wisely.
2. Installing security systems after you've caught the perpetrator is always a good choice.
3. Leper cones deserve love too.
4. Clover sounds like a really lucky chap.
5. Bonus points for highly artful leprechaun butt drawing.
6. How unintentionally poetic.
7. "Fish make great friends." —No one ever
8. Green apples solve everything.
9. Aw, this little girl makes the future of America look a little brighter.
10. This kid's use of adjectives rivals Shakespeare's.
11. It's about time someone took a stand against pinching.
12. These are very good arguments.
13. Height doesn't matter when you're packing some serious sumo power.
14. When all else fails, play dirty.
15. There are green and gold kittens? WHERE?!
16. Room crashers be warned.
17. If you see these kids, run. Run far away.
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