Back up plan: “Oh, I’m not a snake, sir. I’m a very long dinosaur.”
12. This snake rented a tuxedo JUST to attend a Washington D.C. party where he hopes to sway senators into passing extra protective measures for snakes on St. Patrick’s Day.
EXTREME TIMES CALL FOR EXTREME MEASURES AND TAILORS THAT MAKE TUXES FOR BOA CONSTRICTORS.
- Hillary Clinton has picked Virginia Sen. Tim Kaine as her running mate. He was considered a favorite for the ticket.
- At least 10 people, including the gunman, are dead after a shooting at a mall in Munich, Germany.
- Trying to catch 'em all on Pokémon Go? This guy pretty much already beat you to it 🐣 🏃