Could the royal keep up with the Olympian? Why is Ryan Lochte wearing pants in a pool? If they’re both drunk does the race even count?
Did Lochte wear the laughable swimwear while partying in Las Vegas this past weekend? Hell #JEAH he did!
On August 1 Olympic beefcake Ryan Lochte applied to trademark “jeah” — a word he may or may not have made up himself, but that appears in # form all over his Twitter feed and Lochte-branded merchandise. He’s apparently doing this so that he can merchandise more crap. Ahead, some ideas for him.
“Memorizing lines and trying to, like, say ‘em and still, like, do movement and all — that was hard.”
I’m gonna go out on a limb and say he probably won’t have a future in acting. Check out this on-set interview and see what I mean.
The world’s douchiest Olympian will appear on the teen soap and more in today’s CelebFeed Gossip Roundup.
Not kidding. Also, he is GREAT, looks-wise and personality-wise, in the flesh.
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Lochte, poignant as usual: “We’re done with our part of the Olympics, but they’re still going on… it’s kinda weird.”
I’m not saying Ryan Lochte’s a douche, but he just seems so very douche-like.
This. Guy. That quote plus more Lochte-ness in this video from his sponsor Gillette, which turned the act of gifting him a custom bling razor into a huge press conference.
The swimming may be over, but the (b)romance lives forever.
The fan with the best letter to Ryan Lochte explaining why (s)he is the number-one fan of them all will get invited to “a very special event that Ryan Lochte will be part of.” I’m OBVIOUSLY entering this contest.
First, we thought he was super dreamy . Then, he opened his mouth. Enter the Ryan Lochte Derp meme, made by Olympics Daily tumblr and inspired by BuzzFeed’s Ryan Lochte Is Terrible At Interviews video.
After a TMZ report showing Ike Lochte was facing foreclosure on her Florida home, the swimmer’s rep said she’s “taking care” of the lawsuit without money from her famous son.
This morning on Ryan Seacrest’s morning radio show, Lochte admitted to peeing in the pool. Perhaps the 2016 Olympic committee should get that dye that turns the pool purple when you pee.
Lots of powerful relationships are made at the Olympics. But perhaps none is more significant than the swimmers that together make Phelpte. Feel the love.
You know what? He’s just the best. Period.
Following his mother’s interview about his sex life, the world-renowned psychosexual therapist tweets some advice to Ryan regarding his one-night stands.
Seriously, this man is a goofball when he’s not in the water. It must be all the chlorine.
The Olympian’s mother knows a lot about her son’s “love life.” She had this to say on Today.com.
If you’ve missed Lochte’s adorable/painful television interviews over the years, here is a compilation of the highlights.
Ryan Lochte. He has the lips of a guppy, the agility of a dolphin, the body of a man — and about as many facial expressions as a highly controlled public figure, like Mitt Romney (famous for: pensive stare) or Katie Holmes (famous for: that smirk). Let’s take a look at a few of the expressions in Our Manly Love Lochte’s emotional arsenal.
The Olympian loves to wear diamond-studded braces on the medal stand. Check out all the grills he’s sported, dating back to 2007.
He calls his personal style “rockstar swagger.” He dreams of becoming a clothing designer. His idol is Lil’ Wayne. And he’s shaping up to be the face (and abs and pecs) of the U.S. Olympic team. Let’s see what we can learn about fashion from this spectacular male specimen.
French swimmer Yannick Agnel beat Lochte right at the end, earning France the gold and forcing the U.S. to settle for silver. Watch it here.
Ryan “Lil Jon, Patriot, Bald Eagle” Lochte.
Gold for Lochte, nothing for Phelps. Watch the last kick.