Don’t try this at home — or do — honestly, it doesn’t matter.
Not everyone will win a trophy this Sunday, but you can certainly make one.
“Trust me, dude. You got this.”
“Where’s your goddamn blinker, Pennsylvania?!”
You’ll never believe what J.J. Abrams wrote way before Star Wars.
Don’t mess with these guys. h/t r/firstworldanarchists
*takes long drag of a cigarette*
Imagine if the guy who named the Walkie Talkie named everything? h/t AskReddit
Let’s just give up and get milkshakes.