Who doesn’t love being locked in a closet for seven hours?
Swim trunks or scarves? Sun tan or sweaters?
We all need a boost sometimes.
Always consult a professional.
They have made it to the mountaintop.
Michiganian or Michigander?
With great odor comes great responsibility.
It’s not all cuddling and cuteness.
If you say Tuesday, you’re a liar.
The ultimate fast food showdown.
This is the REAL reason road trips exist.
Religion class ends, guilt lasts forever.
Like, it burns and stuff.
Don’t let anyone tell you who you can love.