“I’m going to be running for how many hours?”
“Hey, can I get your number?”
Ich habe keine Ahnung, wie sie es gelernt haben. Wir werden alle untergehen.
Guilt is real and lasts forever.
“Who cares if my room is dirty? I’m not doing heroin!”
The machines are taking over.
“I was supposed to do what?”
Thinking is not everyone’s specialty.
“Excuse me, where can I find and consume all the alcohol?”
“What the hell did I just do?”
Thank god for the weekends.
“The messy parts are the best parts.”
We know you can’t technically “pass” the SATs, but you can fail this quiz.
His life is dope and he does dope stuff.
Four score and seven years ago…
This is gonna be so much fun.
Brutal honestly is the usually the funniest policy.
Can you spot me a dollar?