According to one fan’s Twitter account — my own.
AKA, are you a true New Jerseyan or not?
*sends text* *hears back in two days*
“Did he just subtweet me?!”
“You’ll understand when you’re older.”
Too much to do too little time.
You don’t even need to think about it.
*throws away another white shirt*
“I wanna bite into a hunk of cheese, just bite into it like it’s an apple.”