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Who Would Be Your Hormone Monster?

Which Big Mouth Character Would Be Your Hormone Monster? 

Maurice is the horniest being alive. This guy will not rest before he gets you off. He truly cares about you and your sexual development — in a completely depraved sorta way.

Maurice

You precious little ravioli! Connie is here to guide you. Soon enough you'll be listening to Lana Del Rey on repeat while you cut up all your t-shirts and screaming at your mother and then laughing at her tears!

Connie

He's true veteran, loyal to a fault, and an awesome dude! Sure, he thinks masturbating is like using a pepper shaker, and it took him a few decades to help Coach Steve do push-ups on a lady, but Rick's a ride-or-die, baby!

Rick

Okay, Tyler may not know what he's doing, and he cries a lot, but he's earnest and really wants you to get laid.

Tyler

He's confident — Jersey confident — and he's gonna instill that confidence in you! He's an unknown, and intimidatingly aggressive, but what could go wrong?

Gavin

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Who Would Be Your Hormone Monster?

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