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When it was the nation's birthday, he gifted US with a beautiful picture of himself.
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He is goddamn inspirational.
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He offers so many words of wisdom.
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He knows how to tell a story with a clear beginning, middle, and end.
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But can sometimes be so...mysterious.
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He is a trendsetter. Lochte was repping Snapchat in July 2013.
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He created his own catchphrase.
Here he is wearing a "jeah" hoodie.
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Which he will explain for you.
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Sometimes he can get really esoteric.
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He's also something of a film critic.
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He's always sharing what he learns.
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He reveals insights into his relationships with other famous people.
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He cares about lunch.
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And most importantly, he's definitely really ~real~.
