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Celebrity Buzz Sarah Burge, plasticine monster who barely passes for a biological organism, has given her 7-year-old-daughter Poppy a voucher for cosmetic surgery. Again. This time it was a voucher for lipo worth nearly nearly $11,000, given as a Christmas gift. Because Santa thinks this adorable child is fat and ugly.
Culture Buzz This song is for all the spoiled children of the world who got the wrong colored ipad, car or an insane amount of cash instead of an iPhone.
Celebrity Buzz Lady Gaga dropped this B-side, along with multiple f-bombs, on Christmas day via Twitter. Here's the official (uncensored) Youtube version. Catchy and vulgar!
Culture Buzz This is what the lawn of a brilliant person looks like. We all stand in awe.
Culture Buzz This is how they ring in the New Year in the Andes, and it looks psychotically amazing. These are photos from the Takanakuy, an ancient tradition among certain Peruvian villages in which guys get drunk, wear masks and beat the hell out of each other to settle disputes. It's an airing of grievances all over your FACE.
Culture Buzz Merry Christmas! Or…not. Here are some tweets to give you more perspective on the holiday. Or…not. (Made with inspiration from favorite tweeters @fart, @movingsideways, @katienotopoulos!)
Culture Buzz Ever wanted to see Jesus's birth as witnessed by Frankenstein and a bunch of dinosaurs? The answer is certainly yes.
Culture Buzz Turn your holiday misery and emotionally crippled family into a recreational drinking sport! Because, let's face it, you were going to get drunk anyway.
Culture Buzz Here at BuzzFeed, we've been making some lists and checking them twice. Here are the folks in 2011 who have been naughty or nice. Who gets their Christmas wish and who gets coal? Let's find out.
Culture Buzz It's rare to get through the Christmas season completely unscathed. Christmas disasters are bound to strike, especially with your extended family staying in that one spare bedroom at your parent's. So here's a list of ten ways to fix Christmas dinner gone awry!
Culture Buzz If you really want to break the news to your kids that Santa doesn't exist, then at least do it with science!
Food Buzz Ever wonder what people are eating in other countries on Christmas? Not all of us are feasting on the same things. Here's a look at Christmas meals around the globe.
Culture Buzz More like the 78 cats of Christmas, but that doesn't have the same kind of ring. Peace, love, and catnip to all!
Culture Buzz Moving, tragic, awe-inspiring photos and the tales of how they came to be. Reuters released a year-end round up of their best photographs and had the photographers provide a sort of director's commentary. Compelling stuff.
Fat He-Man. Drunk Pac-Man. Merry Christmas. Black Nerd Comedy and I-Mockery.com discuss holiday episodes of 80s-90s TV you forgot for good reason. And of course Star Wars.
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Santa has a problem. And we’re all horrible enablers, forcing him to consume millions of cookies and gallons of milk in one night.
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P!nk just came through with a canine Christmas miracle. The singer shelled out $5,000 to pay for emergency life-saving surgery on a puppy that had been tossed in the L.A. river and left for dead.
Culture Buzz These are the forgotten birthdays of that famous holiday. So don't forget to get these folks double presents.
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Musicians have always loved the Jesus look, mainly because it obviates the need to cut your hair and shave. But which ones also embody the spirit of the messiah?
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