From breakfast margaritas to Big Papi neck tattoos, Massholes are the best/worst/loudest thing about living in the Boston area. They are all different, but also kinda all the same. Here is a (partial) guide to one of nature’s most hard-partying, beer-soaked, pub-crawling, single-life-livin’ species. For more awesome drunken Mass mayhem, check out Wicked Single, debuting on St. Patrick’s Day 2013.
One of the best ad campaigns of all time. Happy St. Patrick’s Day, fellow Irish (and fake-Irish) drinkers.
Bring back the Shamrock Sundae! On second thought, don’t.
St. Piggy’s Day?
These ads were created before the era of the drunken creative Mad Men. These ad men were just plain drunk.
Guinness is good, but there’s a universe of other stouts out there. Try something new!
This is really, really weird.
You think you’re the only one getting psyched for St. Paddy’s day? You got nothing on these cats.
But can you blame them? Saint Patrick supposedly drove all the snakes from Ireland, after all. The holiday is imbued with horrifyingly speciesist, anti-snake sentiment. IMBUED.
Yeah, this looks about right.
FYI: Drinking all day counts as a reason.
Just because you drink at the same place that served you in high school, put on makeup to go to the gym or blow your paycheck buying vintage toys on E-bay, doesn’t necessarily mean you’re a hot mess. OK, it sorta does. But admit it: you’re also kind of living the dream, just like the gentlemen and ladies of Wicked Single, debuting on St. Patrick’s Day 2013.
Seriously. Just stop it. There’s enough of that behavior on VH1’s Wicked Single, debuting on — you guessed it — St. Patrick’s Day 2013.
The correct way to steel yourself for day drinking.
Beer is good in a glass, but it’s better in a brownie.
Because a little extra whiskey never hurt anyone.
Homicidal leprechauns say the darnedest things. In honor of St. Patrick’s Day, here are 10 of the titular monster’s wackiest lines from six Leprechaun movies.
Come on, people! Green bacon!?
This one’s for you, Jamie. Thanks for all you’ve done.
Made with Cashel blue — Ireland’s first farmhouse blue cheese. YUM.
