Each of us has a drunk alter ego — and a drunk astrology sign to match.
"Scorpio hobby: plotting to get revenge on somebody for something they don’t even realize they did"
Get burned by a certain zodiac sign once, and you'll hate that sign forever.
"Capricorn: *clearly drunk* I'M NOT DRUNK YET!"
Hopefully We’ll Be Back For A Wedding Later
The Rock. Adele. George Clooney. Tina Fey. Stevie Wonder. And the list goes on!
Because it's Scorpio season.
Don't know what to be? Ask the stars.
The stars say...yes.
Let's bring sexy back.
This is 100% accurate.
*Prays for pizza*
Let the stars decide.
Besides your birthday month, that is.
Time to deck the halls and open up Netflix.
Hopefully not the partridge.
Horoscope: Everything just keeps getting worse.
Don't forget where you belong.
Pick the pattern that speaks to you.
"Horoscope: you will have a bad day that will last the rest of your life."
You know if you're carnivorous.
Meow woof quack astrology.
Or be best friends with one. Either way, you're winning.
Good luck today, don't get all wet!
Click with all the colors of the wind.
Maybe it was your cosmic destiny to be cool.
"OMG this is sooo me!"
Not everyone can be vanilla.
The best meal of the day.
Scroll through our 'scopes for a nice breather.
Don't take this quiz unless you're a Scorpio! Because it won't work!
Because the original signs needed a makeover.
Your monthly soundtrack according to the stars. Horoscopes from BuzzFeed Coven.
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How to pass the time until Mercury turns direct.
See how you match up.
See you how stack up.
See you well you match up.
See how you stack up.
Who are you ~cosmically~ into?
What's your astrological type? We sought answers from the stars. Presented by BuzzFeed BFF.
The answer may surprise you.
The stars have spoken, and they pretty much just said "meh".
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