If you've made your way here to find out about the ruler of your 8th house, or which other sign you're more compatible with — be warned, I know nothing about horoscopes. But I've always been told that I have a strong intuition about what's coming next.
So, let's play a game of stay delulu 'til it's trululu with a completely unserious star sign guide for Virgo's Mercury Retrograde. Here's what you can, maybe, expect over the next three weeks:
Take only what resonates and leave what doesn't behind. If you want to take it a step further, manifest my unbacked predictions to see if they come to life.
Affirmation: I prioritise my peace and protect my energy. I am safe, never in jeopardy.
The song that came on as I was writing this: "B.S." by Jhene Aiko (feat. H.E.R.)
Affirmation: I am whole. I am worthy. I eat oranges, no scurvy.
The song that came on as I was writing this: "If I Ain't Got You" by Alicia Keys
Affirmation: I'm blooming, sprouting and feel like a flower. I protecc. I attacc. I also empower.
The song that came on as I was writing this: "Super Bass" by Nicki Minaj
Affirmation: I attract the right type of love and the right type of heart. I am a beautiful mystery. I'm like abstract art.
The song that came on as I was writing this: "Finesse - Remix" by Bruno Mars (feat. Cardi B)
Affirmation: I am strength, wisdom and grace. I set my world alight, like a fireplace.
The song that came on as I was writing this: "Now or Never" by Halsey
Affirmation: I am humourous, funny and share my opinions. I am blessed and thankful that I don't love Minions.
The song that came on as I was writing this: "Trap Queen" by Fetty Wap
Affirmation: Money flows to me like water. My skin is clearer, my body's hotter.
The song that came on as I was writing this: "Good For You" by Selena Gomez (feat. A$AP Rocky)
Affirmation: I'm happy. I'm grateful. I'm blessed. I can conquer any challenge, any test.
The song that came on as I was writing this: "Location" by Khalid
Affirmation: I make my own path. I make my own day. Like Gabriella said to Troy, "I gotta go my own way."
The song that came on as I was writing this: "I'm Not The Only One" by Sam Smith
Affirmation: I know my name and my story — it's honest and true. My drip is impeccable, from my hair to my shoe.
The song that came on as I was writing this: "Motivation" by Normani
Affirmation: I am free. I am flowing. I am intelligent and all-knowing.
The song that came on as I was writing this: "Daddy Issues" by The Neighbourhood
Affirmation: The more I give, the more I receive. Whatever I put my mind to, I can achieve.
The song that came on as I was writing this: "Beauty and a Beat" by Justin Bieber (feat. Nicki Minaj)
Good luck, my friends. I'll see you on the other side of Mercury Gatorade!
Godspeed!