Which villain is your astrological twin?
Don't get too nostalgic!
Add these to your celestial body.
Rate how much you "would," and I'll tell you who you really are.
Your hands can reveal more than you could possibly imagine!
We'll definitely get it right this time.
Because sometimes the stars lie.
Curtains for Scorpios, and pillows for Pisces. 🌚🌝
A true Virgo would get over 100%.
It's just you and the stars and the stars.
DISCLAIMER: These are fictional characters who I just think ACT like Aries. They may or may not actually be fictional Aries.
"I cried when I killed a spider because I thought about how it could’ve had a spider-wife and spider-kids who were waiting for their spider-husband/father to return home."
If your birthday falls between March 17th-23rd, that means you!
We're *never* wrong.
Was this whole thing written in the stars?
Each of us has a drunk alter ego — and a drunk astrology sign to match.
Not all of us can be so lucky.
There's nothing wrong with being a little bit sensitive!!!
You can find it in the stars (and this quiz).
Pick your details carefully.
What would you do if your roommate had sex in your bed?
Which one catches your eye?
Feelings are a lot, ok?
Maybe you'll win the gold one day!
You're a Leo, Harry.
What sign are you most compatible with?
Stars who can't read the stars.
"Hey, uh, so what time were you born?"
Shoutout to everyone born between January 20th and February 18th!
Aquarians need TV shows as complex, weird, and brilliant as they are.
It's written in the stars, u kno.
It's all in your watch list.
"Danny Tanner is such a Scorpio..."
It's written in the stars, and the ~stars~ are written in the tabloids.
It's all in the stars.
You may be more like an Aries than you think!
It's written in the stars.
Try it even if you weren't born in November/December.
Time to find out the truth!
Treat yo' self.
You spend 40 hours a week together. You don't even spend that much time with your mother!
Sending tweets and prayers during this difficult planetary alignment.
You'll definitely find something for your mom, sister, best friend, girlfriend, cousin, or literally whoever you know that loves jewelry, on this gift list.
Say it with me: NOTHING'S OVER $25!
You didn't spend DAYS thinking of what to get, but these gifts are cute enough that no one will notice.
These are a few of my favorite things!
Half bought + half homemade = one perfect and thoughtful gift.