Because everybody keeps laughing at you when you say that you've done a lot of 'traveling.'
I wish you were my derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
What about trying the Career Resource Center at your Alma Mater? Or maybe just getting fat?
Who knew this show was a leader in etiquette?
Apparently gleeking is one of those superpowers that is also a curse.
I hear it makes you feel SOOOO amazing. You know, if you don't ever want to be HAPPY again.
Burning in Hell is sounding better and better, if just for the heat.
The adorable. The wonderful. The oh so very awkward.
Yup, that's ICE CREAM in the middle.
Things to watch out for.
Even though you're an Atheist.
The stages of unemployment.
Tips for a dealing with roaches, creepers, and opportunity.
A lettuce oriented seduction.
Poor Bella Needs to Express Herself.
This county goddess knows how to teach it, ya'll!
An alphabetic collection of iPhone covers that satisfy your multiple-personality disorder.
Transformations for the most depressing of design plans, no matter what you need.
Because everyone knows that business is just what we imagined.
Feeling a bit too sober this summer? This will help.
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