1. If You’re Female, When You Inevitably Get Hit On, Laugh Likes You Have No Idea What’s Going On
Marriage??? Hahahahah. One Hundred Camels? LOLOL! Me no English.
9. Village Food is the Best, So Go Off The Beaten Path
Apart from the awesome, generally down to earth people you’ll meet, LOOK AT THAT.
11. Buy Food for Beggars, Don’t Give Them Money
Personal choice, but child beggars will usually sit down wherever they are and eat their meal immediately.
15. Always Speak in the Native Language, No Matter How Much You Suck at It
Most of the time you can get those knock-off converse from a cart cheaper this way.
- Republicans have breathed new life into their once dead and buried Obamacare replacement and it may be enough to get the bill through the House.
- Sebastian Gorka couldn't make it as a national security expert in Hungary, but that's not stopping him from advising President Trump.
- The Pentagon will now be able to decide how many of its troops are deployed in the war against ISIS and when they are sent there.
- Chipotle is finally adding dessert to its menu and cinnamon, honey, and caramel butter dipping sauce will be involved 😋