Or — 23 reasons to get a dog.
It's a purrfect day for a fiesta! Am I right?!
A girls' night isn't just wine and venting, it's a religious experience.
A look back at "The Happiest Place On Earth" former “Cinco de Mayo Fiesta.”
Praise the lord, barbecue season is finally here.
Don't you forget about him.
Welcome to Perfectville! Population: no one.
It was intense.
Do you know what you're getting into?
I need a full episode of this.
Alexander Skarsgard has crazy chemistry with his six year old What Maisie Knew costar Onata Aprile. This has resulted in the following adorableness. Girls, remember to breath.
Whether he's good, evil, or being controlled by another entity, this angel is Supernatural's clear standout. Thank Cas he's back for good.
The numbers may surprise you.
They are "tasked with protecting lives, not just human." Awwwwww.
German DJ YUM YUM has created a mashup for your GNO pre-game.
Chicago-style pizza is the ONLY pizza.
You know you probably shouldn't do it. But you do it.
"You know, I don't even see you as black."
You can go ahead and keep your bourgeois "life hacks."
Why should liquor have all the fun?
It's RuPaul's Drag Race contestant Detox in some serious monochromatic makeup.
People who draw are often painfully self-conscious. These moments do not help.
I love you, S.F., never change.
Codependency no more, cats!
This person is a goddamn hero for the everyman.
You and I have been constantly misquoting them our entire lives.
Find out if you're truly an expert on the King of Condiments.
Watch and learn.
Etsy's not just for mason jars and embroidery, you know.
You're an adult now. Show off your maturity and life skills by making grown-up versions of these grade school staples.
Tacos for breakfast? Yes, please, and thank you.
Roam free, clumsy ones.
The first clip for the 4th season of "Arrested Development" has been released and it's insanely awesome.
You know all about sunscreen, and you've had someone ask if the carpet matches the drapes.
Graduation is coming up, so it's time for outgoing seniors to start thinking about the things that inspire them and how they want to be remembered for years to come. What better than a quote from Pokémon?
Don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Welcome to Diet-Coke-Aholics Anonymous.
Meeting people can be "ruff," but in the end it always works out "purrfectly".
BuzzFeed and Improv Everywhere have teamed up to revolutionize the world.
You're in good company.
Whatever you do, don't look down.
"How many more days until the weekend?"
*Raises hand* You are not alone.
There's no wrong way to consume the nectar of the gods.
It's a Bluth family reunion, everyone!
You can make MINI CHEESECAKES.
Warning: Top bants ahead.
Sure, we could judge them by their skills as lawyers, but it's way more fun to be shallow. Here is the definitive ranking of hotness within the District Attorney's Office.
Might just make you rethink your next birthday cake.
You know who believes ice cream should stay between two stupid, boring cookies? The Man, that's who.
Life snuck up on these guys. OR SOMETHING ELSE DID.
"That's gay," means something else now.
Because there's no such thing as a classy thong for your feet.
This post is dedicated to anyone who's ever sprinkled nutritional yeast on their popcorn.
A puppy rescued from abuse helps her best friend Jonny, an 8-year-old boy with autism.
Where did the residents of Mount Rose, Minnesota end up?
French kissing your BFFs for "practice" is totally cool, you guys. WARNING: NSFW language.
Maybe the 305 is just too awesome for the rest of America to handle.
Jason Collins of the Washington Wizards just came out as gay in the latest issue of Sports Illustrated. Now the NBA world sounds off.
These photos might just change your perception on “America's Queen of Entertaining” and that is a good thing.
Jason Collins, a 34-year-old center who played last season for the Washington Wizards, just came out as gay in the latest issue of Sports Illustrated.
"Ugh. Another day."
Life is hard sometimes, and there's only one way to handle it: Share your pain on Twitter.
Finals are THE WORST. But these tips and tricks will make them suck a little less.
Omar Borkan Al Gala was kicked out of Saudi Arabia because the government was afraid women wouldn't be able to control themselves around him.
Can't afford that dream deck or in-ground pool you're dying for? There are still ways to get a beautiful backyard that's perfect for entertaining.