Whitney Jefferson received an "Ew" badge on Jan 10 because their post was, frankly, disgusting. It's important to have a little gross stuff in your life every now and then. Builds character or something.
Whitney Jefferson received a "Fail" badge on Jan 06 because their post was full of fail. Like, I mean, the post itself was good. Great even. But the content was, like, kind of "faily." You know? Yeah, I don't really know either.
Whitney Jefferson received an "LOL" badge on Jan 04 because their post made people laugh. Out loud. Not literally. Why do we say LOL when we don't mean it? That's one for the philosophers, I guess. Anyway, point being, their post was funny. That should have been a way easier point to make than it was.
Whitney Jefferson received a "Win" badge on Jan 04 because of how goddamn awesome their post was. Somebody call the Awesome Police, because this post was effing awesome. I totally just ruined that, didn't I?
Whitney Jefferson received a Classic badge on Jan 05 because everyone was like, "Old!" but, like, it also did really well and got shared a bunch and was totally worth posting and what I am saying is, why does everyone get their panties in such a big old bunch when they see something on the Internet that they maybe have seen before instead of just being like, "Oh, I have seen this thing before. No big deal."? Not everyone has seen that thing you saw, dude. A lot of people really appreciated being made aware of this thing and shared it with their friends, which is why it earned a badge in the first place. Whoa, that turned into kind of a rant. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaanyway ....
Whitney Jefferson earned an "Awwwww" badge on Mar 15 because they shared something with the group that was VERY VERY CUTE. Like possibly even dangerously cute. Actually, seriously - be careful with all that cute you're just throwing around, Whitney Jefferson. You could hurt somebody.
Whitney Jefferson earned a "Classy" badge on May 22 either because they did something hell of classy or because they did something that wasn't very classy at all and we were being ironic. Frankly, either option is pretty damn cool in our books.