Passion goes, sex goes, but food is forever
What's wrong with your face?
"Oh, did someone leave a big rock on your coffin again?"
Offer up, bitch!
"David is dead."
♪ ...What do you do with a B.A. in English? ♪
"Unpaid, great experience!"
"Hello, darkness my old friend..."
Jordan Schlansky: Associate Producer: Various Tasks & Duties
Geordie Shore, Whey-Aye!
Are you a hardcore Disney fan?
Are you a reality TV junkie?
Are you a TV addict?
"So, what's up with you?" *Uh...*
What a wonderful kind of day!
Basically everyone on Facebook is the worst.
"¿Quieres encontrar a tus 'verdaderos' padres?"
"Do you want to find your 'real' parents?"