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22 Things Only People Who Use Offer Up Will Understand

Offer up, bitch!

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1. When the offers start rolling in and all you see are dollar signs:

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Rich I tell you, I'm going to be rich!

2. Having to decide which person is going to offer you the best deal:

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Offer up, bitch.

3. When this happens:

When you selling a $300 dining table set w/4 chairs for $110 and people be offering you $50. #OfferUp Fuck off, mate

4. Or when people confuse OfferUp for a dating app:

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5. But sometimes you stumble across bargains that just can't possibly be passed over:

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6. When you're trying to sell a pricey item for a reasonable price so you can still get some money out of it, but all your customers are cheap as hell:

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Selling a Macbook Pro for $600 and you want to pay $100 for it? Get outta here, fool!

7. I mean, some people are really cheap: / Via Instagram

8. After spending a frustratingly long amount of time going back and forth with a seller over a price of an item, then deciding you don't even want the item anymore:

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Nah, I'm good, brah.

9. When you and a seller finally come to an agreement and decide to meet up for payment:

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This better be worth it..

10. When you get home with your new purchase, only to find it's ineffective or not as advertised:

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Yeah, I totally wanted to spend thirty bucks on a toaster oven that doesn't even work.

11. When you start to head over to your meet up location, only to find out your customer has decided to last minute back out of the deal, and now you've wasted your time and your gas:

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Thanks for telling me twenty minutes into my car journey, you filthy animal...

12. When you're waiting at the meetup point for the sale exchange, and your customer doesn't show up on time and keeps you waiting.

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I'm only waiting cause I want the money.

13. When you meet with your seller/buyer only to find out you've been Catfished:

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Uh, your profile said you were a woman.

14. When you make the grave mistake of having your customer come over to your place to pick up the item you sold them, and they turn out to be a little sketchy:

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Yeah, just wait out here, I'll bring it out to you.

15. Or even worse, when you make the mistake to meet up at their place, and they want you to come inside.

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No thx, bai.

16. When you give your buyer explicit instructions on payment or destination and they still can't comprehend them:

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17. When some buyers have the nerve:

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18. Or even better yet, when you get these types of customers:

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19. Let's face it, some potential customers get a little too bold:

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Okay, chill out!

20. When you didn't think there was anywhere else to run into fuckboys:

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21. But for real, enough is enough sometimes: / Via Tumblr
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22. Seriously, no chill!

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Time to go make some money!

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