Updated on Apr 15, 2019. Posted on Jun 27, 2016

23 Pictures That Are Too Real If You've Ever Had Sex With A Penis

Sorry.

by

Lara Parker

BuzzFeed Staff

Pablo Valdivia

by Pablo Valdivia

BuzzFeed Staff

1. When he pulls down his pants and it's more beautiful than you could have ever imagined.

2. When he came way harder than you expected.

3. When he starts to jackhammer.

4. When he unexpectedly slaps your face with his penis.

5. When your gag reflex ruins the fun.

6. When he's much bigger than you expected.

7. And so your jaw has to adjust accordingly.

8. When you've been giving head for over 10 minutes and you come up for air.

9. When your hand starts to cramp but you're so close to finishing.

10. And when you're finally finished and accept the fact that you've lost a limb.

11. When he cums and falls asleep, but you still haven't finished.

12. When he aims for your face, but you have to protect your eyes.

13. And when he proceeds to get it all over your face...

14. ...and clothes.

15. When you have brace yourself for impact.

16. And then take it like a champ.

17. When he goes in dry.

18. When he's creeping on your backdoor but then you remember that you had Chipotle for dinner.

19. When you're determined to make him cum.

20. And when he cums, but you WEREN'T ready.

21. When you find a pube in your mouth.

22. When he gets you into some weird position he saw in porn and you just roll with it.

23. And finally, when you're waiting for him to get the towel.

Share This Article

Nostalgia Trip

Take a trip down memory lane that’ll make you feel nostalgia AF