23 Pictures That Are Too Real If You've Ever Had Sex With A Penis
Sorry.
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1. When he pulls down his pants and it's more beautiful than you could have ever imagined.
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2. When he came way harder than you expected.
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3. When he starts to jackhammer.
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4. When he unexpectedly slaps your face with his penis.
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5. When your gag reflex ruins the fun.
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6. When he's much bigger than you expected.
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7. And so your jaw has to adjust accordingly.
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8. When you've been giving head for over 10 minutes and you come up for air.
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9. When your hand starts to cramp but you're so close to finishing.
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10. And when you're finally finished and accept the fact that you've lost a limb.
11. When he cums and falls asleep, but you still haven't finished.
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12. When he aims for your face, but you have to protect your eyes.
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13. And when he proceeds to get it all over your face...
14. ...and clothes.
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15. When you have brace yourself for impact.
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16. And then take it like a champ.
17. When he goes in dry.
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18. When he's creeping on your backdoor but then you remember that you had Chipotle for dinner.
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19. When you're determined to make him cum.
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20. And when he cums, but you WEREN'T ready.
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21. When you find a pube in your mouth.
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22. When he gets you into some weird position he saw in porn and you just roll with it.
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23. And finally, when you're waiting for him to get the towel.
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