Compassionate, loyal, loves junk food and beer, and dumb as a rock.
Stop whatever menial, insurmountable task you're doing right now and watch all five and a half minutes of this. After you're done, you'll knock today out of the park. Guaranteed.
Just when you thought it was safe to cross the street...
Sometimes, you just get yourself through another friggin' day of work. Other times, you decide that day's going to be your last.
BuzzFeed's Hollywood scientists have unearthed rare footage of a young Nicolas Coppola in his natural state: 1980's beach hunk. It is beautiful to behold.
And all it takes is an above-average familiarity with engineering, electronics, and Legos. The marvels of science!
Its name was the "The All-Joking, All-Drunken Synod of Fools and Jesters", and it had its own priesthood. Andrew W.K. ain't got nothing on Peter the Great.
Happy St. Patty's Day, top o' the marnin', faith and begorrah, and quit tryin' ta steal me lucky charms! Commence eye roll in 3, 2...
The Boy Scouts of America are reaching out to alumni of their program for feedback on the question of whether to lift the ban on openly gay members.
SPOILER ALERT: Reading this may spoil some awesome twists in some amazing movies for you. They're worth it, and a lot of fun, but that can't be stressed enough. Spoiler Red Alert. Big time.
We've all been there, dude, opposable thumbs or no. Sometimes, you just can't even lift your mouth above water.
Don't worry if you missed last season. We found a guy who taped it his VCR.
Batman doesn't need superpowers to overcome obstacles, and neither do these kids.
You may not like it shaken, or stirred, or even like martinis at all for that matter, but deep down, you still know which Bond you are. See if you're right with our quiz.