Everyone Deserves A Friend Like Philip J. Fry

Compassionate, loyal, loves junk food and beer, and dumb as a rock.

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3. He will never judge your hunger pangs, because he feels them, too.

There's no pain like having all the canned food you need, and every can opener in the world in open rebellion against humans.

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