WHO RUN WESTEROS? GIRLS.
You won't hear from Eli for weeks at a time, but he will always text you after you upload a hot pic on Insta. Always.
The early '00s were a gift to us all.
"The way you say hi is cathartic, like the dew on the soft grass at dawn."
Listen, cats are perfect. But they also sometimes make mistakes.
The “Hi, I’m extremely hot and therefore you will ignore all of my bad traits until you just can’t handle it anymore” guy.
"We only dated for 11 Instagrams."
Swiping is an art form we've all mastered in different ways.
I have been using some form of cannabis to manage my chronic pain since I moved to California from Indiana in 2014.
You've heard of human DNA tests and now...there are ones for dogs!
Be honest — is Jacob hotter with longer hair or shorter hair?
Beware The Notorious Expe-dater™.
"haha funny bio" = PLEASE tell me your bio is a joke otherwise fml