And you are not.
Don't overanalyze it.
Carpe Diem. Or just sleep in, who cares.
Please right-swipe my resume.
The waiter jokes are getting too real.
An emotional roller coaster.
Keep your scrapbooks and charm bracelets, give me the gift of sleep.
(Aka the best state in the union.) #JerseyStrong
"Did you say free?"
The nutty spread that changed the world.
We've all been there. Or will be soon.
"This is the semester I start going to the gym." Yeah, right.
Take a lesson from these ladies.
Animals are funny, animals with captions are funnier.
When in Rome...
Just because you're going to be a parent doesn't mean you can't still be fun.
Were you really going to the beach anyway?
Express yourself on your t-shirt because talking is too much effort.