Samantha Bee Inspired Us To Clap Back At Random Men Who Tell Women To Smile

    "Say nothing and rip your worst fart as you walk by them."

    Casey Rackham
    by Casey Rackham

    BuzzFeed Staff

    Many men have a bad habit of telling women to smile:

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    So here are some tips for dealing with those unwanted suggestions:

    1. Give 'em the middle finger:

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    "This usually works."

    2. Talk about your pearly whites:

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    "I've had 10 plus years of serious orthodontic work. You can't afford me."

    3. Fart, ladies. Just fart:

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    "Say nothing and rip your worst fart as you walk by them."

    4. Listen to Kanye's tweets:

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    "Look to Yeezy for guidance: 'not smiling makes me smile'."

    5. Keep it clean and simple:

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    "Nope."

    6. Like, really simple:

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    "No."

    7. Move along... quickly:

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    "Smile nervously and move along because harassers are not worth any more energy (also they're often scary, the world is garbage, etc.)."

    8. Say everything you're thinking:

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    "Pay off my credit cards and then maybe I'll smile." Or just "Fuck off!'"

    9. Talk about misogynist tears:

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    "Say, 'I only smile when I think of misogynists crying.'"

    10. Start quoting Mean Girls:

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    "Say, 'Why are you so obsessed with me?' in your best Regina George voice."

    11. Make the face your heart is telling you to make:

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    "Give them a smile!...A creepy, maniacal smile..."

    12. Play mind games with them:

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    "Tell them you're a figment of their imagination and then watch as they melt into themselves as they reevaluate every life choice they've ever made."

    13. Confuse them with words:

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    "It's actually Opposite Day. Mind your business."

    14. Tell 'em what's up:

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    "You don't deserve my smile."

    15. And, finally, this:

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    "K BYE."

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