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Samantha Bee Inspired Us To Clap Back At Random Men Who Tell Women To Smile

"Say nothing and rip your worst fart as you walk by them."

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Many men have a bad habit of telling women to smile:

@JoeNBC / @FullFrontalSamB / Via Twitter

So here are some tips for dealing with those unwanted suggestions:

1. Give 'em the middle finger:

"This usually works."
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"This usually works."

2. Talk about your pearly whites:

"I've had 10 plus years of serious orthodontic work. You can't afford me."
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"I've had 10 plus years of serious orthodontic work. You can't afford me."

3. Fart, ladies. Just fart:

"Say nothing and rip your worst fart as you walk by them."
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"Say nothing and rip your worst fart as you walk by them."

4. Listen to Kanye's tweets:

"Look to Yeezy for guidance: 'not smiling makes me smile'."
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"Look to Yeezy for guidance: 'not smiling makes me smile'."

5. Keep it clean and simple:

"Nope."
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"Nope."

6. Like, really simple:

"No."
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"No."

7. Move along... quickly:

"Smile nervously and move along because harassers are not worth any more energy (also they're often scary, the world is garbage, etc.)."
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"Smile nervously and move along because harassers are not worth any more energy (also they're often scary, the world is garbage, etc.)."

8. Say everything you're thinking:

"Pay off my credit cards and then maybe I'll smile." Or just "Fuck off!'"
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"Pay off my credit cards and then maybe I'll smile." Or just "Fuck off!'"

9. Talk about misogynist tears:

"Say, 'I only smile when I think of misogynists crying.'"
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"Say, 'I only smile when I think of misogynists crying.'"

10. Start quoting Mean Girls:

"Say, 'Why are you so obsessed with me?' in your best Regina George voice."
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"Say, 'Why are you so obsessed with me?' in your best Regina George voice."

11. Make the face your heart is telling you to make:

"Give them a smile!...A creepy, maniacal smile..."
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"Give them a smile!...A creepy, maniacal smile..."

12. Play mind games with them:

"Tell them you're a figment of their imagination and then watch as they melt into themselves as they reevaluate every life choice they've ever made."
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"Tell them you're a figment of their imagination and then watch as they melt into themselves as they reevaluate every life choice they've ever made."

13. Confuse them with words:

"It's actually Opposite Day. Mind your business."
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"It's actually Opposite Day. Mind your business."

14. Tell 'em what's up:

"You don't deserve my smile."
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"You don't deserve my smile."

15. And, finally, this:

"K BYE."
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"K BYE."

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