1. You have only a few words to represent yourself with

Make them count.
2. And you're constantly changing those words

Funny one-liners/action verbs!
3. You can search by location and type

New York, age 25/Marketing.
4. It helps to have connections

Oh, a mutual friend/former coworker? Perfect, an in.
5. You can pay for a little extra help

Tinder Plus/LinkedIn Premium.
6. Hearing back from a prospect is thrilling

Why yes, I am dateable/hireable.
7. You don't know what to wear if you get a date/interview

They said casual, but WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
8. The fallout is uncomfortable

Was it ever even a real chance at something?
9. Being rejected outright hurts, even though it shouldn't

It's just a human/job posting on the internet. You'll get the next one.
10. The chances of it working out feel slim

But everyone seems to find love/a job. It must be possible!