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1. He's painstakingly trying to think of a response worthy of your text
2. His mother asked him to help her with something in the kitchen
3. He tossed out his phone and committed himself to an unplugged lifestyle
4. He dropped his phone in the toilet
5. He's trying to get rid of all the other girls that are texting him
6. He's busy planning the wedding
7. He's riding a shark
8. He's locking down a huge business deal
9. He caught a cold rescuing kittens in the rain
10. His town was victim to a small nuclear reaction that disabled all communication
11. His allergies started acting up while picking out flowers for you, and now he can't see through his watering eyes
12. He's babysitting his niece this weekend
13. He's lifting so he can impress you with his muscles
14. He had a sudden epihpany, realized the only life worth living is one of service, and went abroad to help bring running water to small villages in developing nations
15. Or he's just a guy and they can be dumb
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