14 Signs Your Best Friend Is Indian

And you are not.

1. You always show up to social events too early

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Technically on time, just not brown time.

2. You have to ask about the spiciness level of all foods

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"Mild" to them does not equal actual mild.

3. A family event usually means you'll walk out like this

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And your parents are ok with it because it's not permanent.

4. You get to wear a sari on special occasions

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Someone else has to help you put it on though.

5. Celebrations you get invited to are awesome

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Even if you probably pronounce the holiday wrong.

6. You have learned--the hard way--that this is not what chai tea really is

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You only order it at Starbucks when they're not around.

7. Your friend's aunties know more about your dating life than your own family does

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And they're not afraid to give constructive criticism.

8. Every drunk night ends at Taco Bell

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And you still don't know what the attraction to Taco Bell is. Spicy?

9. Getting a wedding invite feels like winning the lottery

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BIGGEST. PARTY. EVER.

10. Every summer your friend goes to India for months and you're stuck waiting like

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11. You have, at some point, had a Bollywood crush

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Yes, some of those films are very weird. Yes, some of those actors a very easy on the eyes.

12. You know as soon as football season ends, cricket begins

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Tbh it looks like a really slow game of baseball (but you dare not say that).

13. They always want to haggle and hate you for settling

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I KNOW I could get it cheaper but I'm awkward and afraid.

14. You are always planning a trip to India

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With them as your guide, of course.