1.
The time he interrupted a boardroom meeting to presidentially harass contestant Brande Roderick.
2.
The time he shilled — presidentially, of course — for Shania Twain's perfume.
3.
The time he outlined his values system, which very presidentially prioritizes self-preservation above honesty.
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The time he shilled for Crocs, the most presidential plastic clog company on Earth.
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The time he halted a boardroom meeting to solicit opinions about his hair, demonstrating a truly presidential level of focus.
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The time he presidentially shilled for Medieval Times.
7.
The time he wasn’t afraid to take a bold, presidential stance against exercise.
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The time he shilled for Crystal Light’s incredibly presidential line of mocktail-flavored drink mixes.
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The time he very presidentially interrupted pop singer Aubrey O’Day to comment about her appearance.
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The time he shilled for Australian Gold’s extraordinarily presidential line of sun-care products.
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The time he made it super, presidentially clear that nobody out-thinks the Donald — not even real strategic masterminds like Kevin Jonas.
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The time he shilled for Arby's, the most presidential of all sandwich companies.
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The time he reacted to a contestant’s self-deprecating joke in a totally reasonable, presidential manner.
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The time he very presidentially shilled for sub-prime mortgage lender Ameriquest.
15.
The time he presidentially joked about the relative niceness and acceptability of Star Jones’ ass.
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The time he shilled for the most presidential shaving system of all time: Gillette Fusion.
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The time he presidentially confessed that he does not understand the impulse to compromise.
18.
The time he presidentially shilled for Planet Hollywood.
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The time he very presidentially considered both sides of a debate about Piers Morgan's sexuality.
