I will pay good money for this man to voice my satnav.

Alan White • One month ago

Jeremy Wright let everyone down by allowing them to think he'd appear in holographic form, like Tupac did, but then just turning up in person instead.

Alan White • One month ago

"Ah, so he got a promotion and his own guaranteed parking spot? Nice one!"

Alan White • One month ago

"Made my wee dug's day!"

Alan White • 3 months ago
Alan White • 3 months ago

Pressure is growing on chief whip Julian Smith over a voting decision the Tories say was a "mistake".

Emily Ashton • 3 months ago

So many jokes. So many memes.

Alan White • 4 months ago

He really is a great bloke.

Alan White • 4 months ago

A lot can change in a few years.

Alan White • 4 months ago

The England manager put his arm around Mateus Uribe, who suffered the same devastating experience he had 22 years ago.

Alan White • 4 months ago

"The second TWAT is everything."

Alan White • 4 months ago

It's coming home.

Alan White • 4 months ago

Of Gremlins, freedom fighters, and memes.

Alan White • 4 months ago

Edward Argar's former employer is the outsourcing giant Serco, which is currently under criminal investigation by the Serious Fraud Office over an electronic tagging contract.

Alan White • 5 months ago

The incident happened last November.

Alan White • 5 months ago

Mamoudou Gassama, who saved the 4-year-old, arrived in France from Mali just a few months ago.

Alan White • 5 months ago

The campaign to repeal the eighth amendment is set for a landslide win.

Laura Silver • 5 months ago

Savita Halappanavar, who died in 2012 after being denied an abortion, has become the face of the Yes campaign.

Alan White • 5 months ago

Look on these tweets ye mighty...and celebrate!

Alan White • 5 months ago

A very good boy.

Alan White • 5 months ago