"Choose a major you love and you'll never work a day in your life because that field isn't hiring."
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Someone actually found roadkill and then cooked it for dinner.
You will leave this post with newfound confidence.
Putting the boiler shut-off switch next to the light switch is just asking for a disaster.
"Spending $60K on a funeral for someone going to hell is crazy."
Canceling someone's stay on two weeks' notice is actually villainous.
"I was suspicious, my spider senses were tingling. She left her laptop open so I logged into her work email. Her lover was a coworker. Nothing was in the inbox. The dummy deleted all the emails but didn't delete her trash. It was all there."
It makes no sense at all for a kiosk at the airport self-checkout to ask for a tip.
"One of my friends had an interview with Apple and she wore a black turtleneck and glasses and told the interviewer, 'Do I look familiar?'"
Demi Moore was only 17 when she married Freddy Moore who was around 28 or 29.
It makes no sense at all for a kiosk at the airport self-checkout to ask for a tip.
Putting the boiler shut-off switch next to the light switch is just asking for a disaster.
"One of my friends had an interview with Apple and she wore a black turtleneck and glasses and told the interviewer, 'Do I look familiar?'"
"I cut my son off. He went to college and failed all of his classes. My other daughter, who is older, tried to tutor him. He offered to pay her to stop, using my bank account."
You will leave this post with newfound confidence.
Canceling someone's stay on two weeks' notice is actually villainous.
"I was suspicious, my spider senses were tingling. She left her laptop open so I logged into her work email. Her lover was a coworker. Nothing was in the inbox. The dummy deleted all the emails but didn't delete her trash. It was all there."
A typo causing me to fail an assignment would be my villain origin story.
If my roommate let their dog poop all over our deck, one of us would have to move out.