90 Jokes People Posted Online This Year So Far That Were So Funny They Went Super Viral
"Spending $60K on a funeral for someone going to hell is crazy."
We're only about a third of the way through 2024, but already there have been tons of hilarious jokes on the internet this year. So please enjoy some of the funniest viral tweets from this year so far:
And follow the accounts that made you laugh to make your Twitter feed even better!
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“Can I be mean for a second” you’re mean all the time just talk
— sleepiest girl in the whole wide world (@v_dcknz) January 27, 2024
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I love seeing art school kids struggle to hold their big ass drawings on their way to school. Hahaha. That's what you get for being gay.
— Mokosh (@pangpilled) January 29, 2024
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“how’s feb 14th looking” It’s looking like my rooms gonna sound like a barber shop
— d ☘︎ (@normalgirl53) January 15, 2024
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We’re both😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂watching a film😂😂😂😂😂we’ve BOTH never😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂seen😂😂😂BUT😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂your asking me😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂questionsss as if😂😂😂😂😂😂I’m the director😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂???😂😂😂
— ava! (@F41rygirl) January 12, 2024
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I LOVE smoking with paranoid bitches like yes girl they are coming but we are stronger!!!
— Personalius 4. Goldenwoman🍉 (@finallgirll) January 15, 2024
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White ppl be like i wouldn’t be opposed
— trevy (@chillextremist) January 12, 2024
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1st day as a poop coach. wish me luck! pic.twitter.com/3v8Ko63H1m
— Dr. Doug 🥼💊💉🧪 (@RaptorBreath) January 5, 2024
9.
Please stop letting Tesla owners be Uber drivers how the Fuck do I get out
— ash (@ANGELBABYBITTY) February 19, 2024
10.
I hope this email blows your back out
— tj (@trapfairyT8) February 23, 2024
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i physically cannot make a spotify playlist without adding every song i’ve ever liked. i’ll start one called “sad :(” and it’ll end up with temperature by sean paul on it
— chase (@_chase_____) February 23, 2024
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men will turn 30 and still be like “idk what i want :/“ & like u have 5 more years with hair so please figure it out
— gen🥂 (@genmxn) February 13, 2024
13.
I just said “type shit” in a meeting man, smh who hiring
— DJ jawdin jetson (@DJJordanJetson) February 22, 2024
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told oomf i’m a people pleaser and he said “name three people that are actually pleased with you” pic.twitter.com/YDCCxzT55N
— c h r i s (@mych3micalswift) May 11, 2024
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Me: These drinks taste like juice
— Fredo (@FredoInDaCut995) February 24, 2024
Me an hour later pic.twitter.com/afGXUnaDzy
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A married man just complained to me about how hard dating is for him these days pic.twitter.com/7Hrn6lu68k
— Nader (@NKinRealLife) February 13, 2024
18.
whatever gets her into that therapist’s office https://t.co/rfARxXbwhT
— redacted (@aquariusdays) February 6, 2024
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“have you ever watched the godfather?” pic.twitter.com/d9U4H8rKX7
— Brooklyn (@bklynb4by) February 8, 2024
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she was my lab partner in organic chemistry. and she carried us https://t.co/S8eEa503pD
— megan (@chismosavirus) February 8, 2024
21.
“i’m just a boy” why my homegirl ain’t smile in months then
— Noor ✭ (@Noorthevirgo) March 16, 2024
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white people need to bring "booyah" back
— Rebecca (@femceldorito) March 17, 2024
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I had a dream i was at the club & this girl said “hey girl you don’t look nothing like your pictures on social media” i said what ??? and ran to the bathroom, i looked in the mirror why tf i was Steve Harvey 😭😫 i never ran out the club so fast crying wow.
— 𝕽ude Gyal Re 🩷 (@JealousOfRere) March 18, 2024
24.
Got my bidet all set up pic.twitter.com/Cqqp2VNVxm
— Ricky Knuckles (@TheRickDoofus) March 21, 2024
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Really resonating with this close friends post from last year pic.twitter.com/874AW3Vbs3
— Marisa (Normal Girl) (@VEINSVEINSVElNS) March 23, 2024
26.
Dudes that are 5’8” love saying “I’ll be there shortly” like yea man we know
— DeWitt B. Fartin (@DeWittBFartin) March 11, 2024
27.
(me with my alien) this is a chilis margarita you drink it
— chris (@citehchris) March 28, 2024
28.
That’s a suggestion ring, pls https://t.co/MeSauARgW0
— saddles. (@Chefsaddles) March 19, 2024
29.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT THIS FOOD WITHOUT MY VIDEO ESSAY? pic.twitter.com/kiRBl9p2dF
— Paper Reecee TTYD (@Reecee_yt) March 21, 2024
30.
HE SAID YES (i asked if he was mad at me)
— redacted (@aquariusdays) March 21, 2024
31.
me preparing to drink strawberry lemonade pic.twitter.com/zbFQfjDMzB
— ponyboy✨ (@staygvlden) March 15, 2024
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girl i thought these was cinnamon bites, don’t make this shit again. https://t.co/ATKt1JiHTN
— AB (@CarelessAB) March 22, 2024
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Dudes will be like "You didn't deserve to be hurt like that.... you deserve to be hurt like THIS"
— Noor ✭ (@Noorthevirgo) March 11, 2024
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I haven’t worn a trench coat since a random man in his 60s said to me “what are you looking for detective” 😭😭
— OFFICIALGRACIE (@OfficialGracie) March 10, 2024
35.
the log truck driver in final destination 2 pic.twitter.com/kzbz286jZh
— shivers (@thecroakerqueen) March 7, 2024
36.
"you been pissin tonight, sir?"
— celica! (@genderatio) March 18, 2024
me asf: pic.twitter.com/210IkyqJVA
37.
True Life: I Survived Telling My Friends I’m Not Coming Out Tonight pic.twitter.com/vSEciQxrUw
— 🤠 (@bblackgoldd) March 9, 2024
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how it feels like to fight the urge to DOORDASH pic.twitter.com/bhG9SZfFh9
— mira (@kissoffIife) March 12, 2024
39.
Yall: I wouldn’t wish this on my worst enemy
— Kay (@KaylarWill) March 7, 2024
Me: pic.twitter.com/qKXnbO5xZ2
40.
this is what going to the grocery store on the weekend feels like pic.twitter.com/U2BjMrwt6Q
— WiLL (@willfulchaos) March 9, 2024
41.
this comment on the inside out 2 poster is killing me pic.twitter.com/s25zdBCLfA
— isaiah’s #1 fan (me shoobie) (@soncadventure2) March 7, 2024
42.
ppl hate zelle because they’d have to face the facts lmao
— 🐅 (@sweetsinting) March 3, 2024
43.
How about you develop some male pattern kindness
— Meth In June (@Meth_In_June) March 5, 2024
44.
MY BOYFRIEND YALL pic.twitter.com/xCoeiZaUwU
— rinzu (@MATCHALUV3R) March 13, 2024
45.
People that eat yogurt need to relax. Stop scraping the bottom 27 times. Its blueberry yogurt not crack.
— Vinyl Witch 🧙🏻 (@Aflgirl126) April 17, 2024
46.
Lmao why would the Amazon driver throw my package at my door. The delivery picture show the package still in the air 😂😂😂
— Brie 🪷 (@briellegenae) April 27, 2024
47.
I was fighting for my life pic.twitter.com/SToqSBAXdQ
— Kal 🐉 (@kaw1_) March 18, 2024
48.
“This year I really want to: Travel more”
— john (@jmce95) April 17, 2024
“Let’s debate this topic: Pineapple on pizza”
“I’m weirdly attracted to: Men”
“Biggest risk I’ve taken: _____ during the middle of a pandemic”
“The best way to ask me out is by: Asking me out”
pic.twitter.com/id5zZfbjHp
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introduced my friend to a show and she started liking the wrong ship pic.twitter.com/ZyIV0ae2eW
— eva ⭑ 🎓 (@alliumhater) April 25, 2024
51.
be thinking i look mysterious af and my backpack be wide open
— kira minaj. (@kiratunechi) April 12, 2024
52.
My teen is taking the SAT today. As we were walking out the door, I asked her if she needed a special pencil. She looked at me and said We take it on computers. The air hung quiet between us. Oh I said. Huh I said. It’s the first year she added If it makes you feel any better.
— Mary (@AnniemuMary) April 10, 2024
53.
me waking up the hamsters at the pet store pic.twitter.com/uMB4K1jSY2
— WiLL (@willfulchaos) April 22, 2024
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Went on a date with an actor last thursday and he made me split bill… thought that strike was over pic.twitter.com/8mZ9duxHuQ
— Michael (@Mikemccarthaaay) April 21, 2024
57.
I be sitting at a bar thinking I look like a bad bitch whole time I’m hunching my back
— bex (@defnotbex) April 11, 2024
58.
no one:
— knx (@knoxdotmp3) April 15, 2024
your unemployed friend at 4 PM on a tuesday: pic.twitter.com/k3Xc8hcCfk
59.
the gays definitely had other priorities in 1945 https://t.co/ES5zrGRbKA
— samuele (@180_brat) April 14, 2024
60.
Baby they marry women they don’t like https://t.co/GuvbBN9VQD pic.twitter.com/6uwPtmEgug
— Grip Bayless💕 (@talleyberrybaby) April 1, 2024
61.
“He doesn’t bite”
— ¡Tooveló! (@aaronic_t) April 6, 2024
Oh girl fuck you. Get this beast away from me
62.
Just farted so loud in the barbershop they talm bout cut him next for he shit
— im not sorry (@alimnotshit) April 5, 2024
63.
i was talking to my psychiatrist when the earthquake hit but i didn’t want her to put me on antipsychotics so i just didn’t acknowledge it
— jess (@abolish_jess) April 5, 2024
64.
mcdonalds should have to say "Excellent choice sir" to whatever you order
— Max 🪻 (@ImSmilingRn) February 27, 2024
65.
the weed telling me to get scared pic.twitter.com/6eD1DMr8FH
— ryan 🌙 (@ryxn888) February 26, 2024
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catholics every friday during lent pic.twitter.com/JmKXpcfGU9
— kim (@KimmyMonte) February 26, 2024
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6 year old me in the car thinking the moon is following me pic.twitter.com/Af0n9s4PFM
— ☔ (@Whotfismick) February 26, 2024
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ex bf’s twin brother is my hinge most compatible pic.twitter.com/P0qndcMAK3
— casey anthony funko pop (@homeofsexuals) February 20, 2024
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Turn those ig likes back on baby we know you’re flopping and we love you for it !!!
— serena shahidi (@glamdemon2004) February 26, 2024
70.
“tHaNkS fOr YoUr pAyMeNt!”
— krismadarame (@krismadarame) February 1, 2024
Shut up. I paid that bill against my will.
71.
god forbid i help sell hotdogs on the street https://t.co/CSD4hwSmMW
— raechel 🌟 (@raechelg_) February 10, 2024
72.
You ever think about how peaceful it must be inside the brain of a stupid person?
— chris evans (@notcapnamerica) February 7, 2024
73.
by age 26 you should have fumbled your only chance at true happiness like 6 times
— andre (@warmmoistpizza) January 24, 2024
74.
i like being single but come on not everyday
— ‘ (@888haztyz) January 16, 2024
75.
Showing your barber a reference pic is so humiliating… “hey bro can you make me hot like him 🤭” like ok gay boy
— alxndr (@alexaldente) January 19, 2024
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“user not found” pic.twitter.com/jh3sh5ScUz
— tatyana 🧛♀️ (@heluvstat) January 22, 2024
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I had an apartment inspection 😭 pic.twitter.com/76RyI3VGYx
— 𝑻. 𝑮𝒂𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒆 ᥫ᭡ 🌼 (@Locwittati) January 19, 2024
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ppl who have no playlists & just shuffle their liked songs folder are capable of murder
— ava! (@F41rygirl) January 21, 2024
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boyfriends are kinda like chew toys and if u bite hard enough they’ll squeak
— sab (@sabbyku) January 15, 2024
80.
I do not play about overstimulation I will punch you at a Zara 😭
— catalina (@fiImaker) January 13, 2024
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me at the pre when i realize we leave in 5 minutes and i've taken 2 sips pic.twitter.com/wnBDaJVqaB
— abby💋 (@messys1ut_) January 28, 2024
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my dad and his gf broke up and she took the air fryer pic.twitter.com/EuwZCsv4lW
— bongo (@bongoism) January 24, 2024
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wtf do i gotta do to get a bouquet of flowers? die? pic.twitter.com/RJryEX5eCk
— ً (@BALUCIAGA) January 28, 2024
84.
when people be in a relationship for 6+ years… like hurry up other people wanna date you
— alondra (@alondramaren) January 1, 2024
85.
i know things aren't very fergalicious right now bro but hang in there
— james ᐞ⟁ᐞ (@bootypillow) January 15, 2024
86.
when men put on those lil corset belts at the gym like okay diva!!
— bennie (@b_skross) January 11, 2024
87.
me when i say the word zeitgeist pic.twitter.com/S9n3b0FQVF
— tina fey folk (@amateuroracle) January 4, 2024
88.
sorry i can’t hang out this weekend i have credit card debt
— clare (@sadderlizards) January 18, 2024
89.
big ears are so hot like yes dumbo what that trunk do
— aidan ꨄ︎ (@RottenPlumz) May 1, 2024
90.
idc who talks shit about me cuz i talk shit better and i’m funnier
— mia! (@miakanaiko) May 2, 2024