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Turtle Boy's Shell Finally Removed
Science Buzz Colombian 7-year-old Didier Montalvo suffered from a mole so large that it resembled a turtle shell. A British surgeon finally removed it through a series of painful skin grafts. Am I weird for thinking the mole was kinda cute??
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Tortoise Plays Football
Culture Buzz Human beings aren’t the only ones excited about the Super Bowl.
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Tortoise Eating Things: A Dramatic Time-Lapse
Culture Buzz We have all asked ourselves whether the already impossibly cute videos of turtles and tortoises eating could be improved upon. I say yes, yes they can, and present you with the following spin on the genre. Strawberries included.
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Eat The Rancher, Not The Turtle
I don't know who's responsible for this commercial — all I know is that it's brilliant. Don't mess with turtles, folks.
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The 11 Best Animals Riding Tortoise Taxi Cabs
Culture Buzz I think this post makes one thing clear: the best mode of transportation is tortoise back. It's also way cheaper and greener than a taxi.
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The Best New Year's Babies
Culture Buzz Zoo Prague got the best New Year's present of all: six baby leopard tortoises. Well, technically only three of them hatched after midnight. But do you care? No you don't.
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Anorexic Turtle
Culture Buzz Though this turtle is a little more than 10 pounds, its biggest problem is anorexia and thinness. A turtle this size should be closer to 15 pounds. Learn more about this rescue patient here.
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Parakeet Rides Turtle
Culture Buzz This turtle taxi is well trained. All it takes is a whistle to get it started.
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Albino Turtles
Not all genetic mutations in turtles lead to ninja powers. In the case of these guys, their unusual coloring makes them highly sought-after by turtle hobbyists, but this and their sensitivity to light are liabilities in the wild. Also included: examples of leucism and pastel color morphs.
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Monstrous Turtle Eats Watermelon
Culture Buzz FYI, this is the wrong way to feed a snapper. Please cut their watermelons up for them even if they are capable of destroying them in a single snap. Anyway, I just can't get over that this turtle's head is bigger than mine. I've never hugged a turtle with a head that's bigger than mine.
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Disapproving Turtles
Culture Buzz These turtles know what you've done, and they're not happy with you.
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Turtle Arguments
Culture Buzz Today's candidate for anger management therapy is this guy. No, not the turtle. The yelly rug-sensitive dude it lives with.
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Turtle Loves Pumpkin Pie
Culture Buzz I don't understand the annoying chipmunk voice, but holy cute! Did you know pumpkin is a good natural dewormer for turtles? Hmm, maybe that makes this less cute.
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Toddler Tortoises Travel On Mom
Culture Buzz Oh my God, that one looks like a tiny tortoise hat! I don't know how they got up there, but it sure is adorable.
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Image: Turtle Razorbombing
Why? Because turtles can do anything. You think you can hold a razor in front of a random object better than a turtle? Well, you can't.
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Daleks Chasing A Tortoise
You can’t hide from Daleks at the Marriott. Not even if you’re a tortoise.
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Video: Intense Chase Scene Between Tortoise And Wheelchair
An epic tale of a predator and his prey. I do not want to see what happens to that old man once he gets caught. (via bunnyfood.tumblr.com)
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Video: Turtle Boners Are Terrifying
Now you know what a turtle penis looks like. And you will never ever forget it.
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Turtle PWNS Pigeon
Science Buzz Ho. Ly. Crap. Stay the hell OUT of this turtle's personal bubble. (via brain-magazine.com)
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Turtle is super hot on the BuzzFeed Network right now. Here's all the best viral buzz on Turtle.
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Video: Diver Makes Little Boy's Day
While visiting the turtles at the New England Aquarium, little Joey got a pleasant surprise when one of the divers decided to play with him. Oh, and that massive sea turtle? That's NEAQ's famous Myrtle the Turtle. (Via)
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Link: VIDEO: Narcissistic Turtle
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Could a turtle be more vain?
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Video: Tortoise Can’t Get Under The Couch
Tina Taco the tortoise tries to join her daughter under the couch but can’t make it. There should really be a low clearance sign.
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Video: Tortoise Vs. Chapstick
A teeny tiny tortoise is thwarted by a tube of chapstick and gravity. Poor little guy. He gets an A for effort, though!
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Image: “Like” In The Palm Of My Hand
I have a theory. The size of the turtle is inversely proportional to the amount of cuteness it contains.
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Video: Turtle Dress
Turtles are the new chihuahuas in Japan. It even comes with a matching (unisex) handbag.
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