Inquiring minds want to know.
Too bad the internet never forgets.
Hopefully they’ll get Jason Schwartzman to play this guy in the movie version of #blizzardpocalypse 2015.
Eat your heart out, Al Roker.
Face it, the Constitution and its silly rules have been wrong before.
What if POTUS stats were like baseball stats?
Just let John Kerry be your guide.
It’s kinda like Congress, so the following should come as no surprise.
That’s right, FULLY ERECT.
Not much is known about the upcoming season of House of Cards, so we decided to take some guesses based on the very dramatic first trailer.
Time to put on yer gosh durn thinkin’ caps!
And also parts of the northern U.S.! Insert the “I Don’t Want to Live on this Planet Anymore” GIF right here.