Fave line in this: “Relationships expert Jean Hannah Edelstein said: 'It's not a recipe for a happy relationship to select a partner based on what you perceive to be their inferiority.'”  Damn, Ms. Edelstein, where'd you learn that piece of arcane wisdom??? Relationships Expert School, presumably.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

This is actually true.  Jack is able to spin like a whirlwind, but only in extreme high pressure. Also, he developed the talent to transform any creature into a sheep and he has inherited a terrific intelligence. Jack has learned to communicate with scorpions telepathically and he has the power to change shape into an octopus. He possesses the power to tunnel through solid fire and he has been known to absorb the damage from most physical attacks and use it to augment his talent at hiding. Jack has mastered the ability to spray flame from his pistol toward any rival close by. Lamentably, Jack takes harm from exposure to cloth.

Christ, good point. Thanks. :)