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    Posted on May 10, 2018

    30 Beautiful Things Fox Has STOLEN From Us By Canceling "Brooklyn Nine-Nine"

    Goodbye, Brooklyn Nine-Nine. You were too pure and beautiful for this world.

    Fox just up and canceled Brooklyn Nine-Nine because apparently we don't deserve it.

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    Here are a few things those COWARDS decided that we're better off without:

    1. Jake and Amy's perfect relationship.

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    2. Jake's even more beautiful love affair with Die Hard.

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    3. And his lifelong love of Shakespeare.

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    4. Gina's appropriately high opinion of herself.

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    5. Captain Holt's noble attempts to have fun and let loose.

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    6. The burns...

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    7. The life hacks...

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    8. The practical advice...

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    9. And the wisdom.

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    10. Captain Holt's infallible logic.

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    11. And his wonderful smile.

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    12. Scary Terry.

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    13. Exasperated Terry.

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    14. The immaculate cold opens.

    This cold open alone is why #Brooklyn99 should be renewed. #RenewB99

    15. The code names.

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    16. The scenes in the interrogation room.

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    17. Terry's muscles.

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    18. Captain Holt's one-liners.

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    19. Jake's one-liners.

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    20. Jake and Boyle's genuine love for each other.

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    21. Adrian Pimento's charming personality.

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    22. The gift that is Doug Judy.

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    23. Captain Holt's convincing undercover performances.

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    24. The most precious and beautiful friendship in the world.

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    25. Jake's unapologetic geekiness.

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    26. And his willingness to roll with the punches.

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    27. The show's timely pop culture references.

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    28. Gina's incredible gifts with language.

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    29. Everything about Rosa.

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    30. And Cheddar.

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    In conclusion, we should have listened to our captain.

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