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This scientific observation.
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This wisdom from the massage chair.
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This thumb in the eye to identity thieves everywhere.
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This excellent advice about how to confuse the fake people in your life.
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This indictment of the school system.
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This other spooky fact.
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This act of financial transparency.
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This terrible loss for the United States.
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This romantic notion.
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This dream that will very likely come true.
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This impressive geographical feat.
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This heartfelt plea to Jason.
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This reminder to find unity in our country's shared history.
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This wisdom for the ages.
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This reminder to change your air conditioner filters.
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The one question guaranteed to reduce a child of the '90s to tears.
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This exciting adventure in biology.
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This discovery of a new element.
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And this discovery of a new kind of animal.
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This tasty-sounding treat.
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This exciting adventure in mathematics.
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And this exciting adventure in botany.
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This question that will really make you think.
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And this question that will really make you think about time.
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This bold challenge to the alphabet.
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The most devastating blow to the Patriots' legitimacy since deflategate.
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This impossible choice for gamers.
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This celebration of The First State.
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This theological conundrum.
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And finally, this hard-hitting question for all of us on Twitter.
