These are the BuzzTeam posts that brought about our inevitable and well-deserved demise this week.
Perseverence, thy name is Maru.
Here are just a very few of the funny, innovative, and thought-provoking BuzzTeam posts from the week. Enjoy!
This is what the Pope’s incredible new decree means for you and the animals in your life.
Setsu-chan is the biggest new cat to come out of Japan in half a decade. By day, he is the sweetest little guy you’ll ever meet. But at night…
A simple lesson with profound results.
Upload a photo of yourself and generate the guaranteed bestseller about your life and times!
After the first three, I was in tears. By the fourth one, I had literally died and been buried and no one came to my funeral. By 16, I was reincarnated as a baby goat …
The amazing emoji oracle will astound you with its mystical psychic powers. Can you stump it?
And lo, it came to pass that Maru found himself one morning without boxes …
Pros: Literally seeing through time. Cons: Becoming an infinitely thin strand.
NO HANDS NO FACE NO HANDS NO FACE.
Even when Maru is just going through the motions, he is captivating. I want to give Maru subdued high fives for the rest of my life.
Anything this funny can’t be wrong.
Pet Halloween is the most important pet holiday of the year. Here are some of its greatest heroes.
It is well known that the two biggest current philosophical questions are (1) whether Gödel’s completeness theorem truly allows an axiom to be provable without recursion and (2) how Maru will get into this slim box which is stood on the floor. With just one video, Maru has just answered both questions.
“Hey I’ve got an idea for a hit poem called ‘He Do the Police in Different Voices.’”
- No one, ever
These cats always thought they were better and smarter than their people. But they hadn’t reckoned with the devious brilliance of the duct-tape prison ….
Can you get through this post without laughing out loud?