We really, really enjoy the late-night programming here in Germany! There are just a few tiny improvements we’d like to make. [WARNING: STILL PRETTY NSFW]
We don’t speak any German, and we had never heard of Tatort before this Sunday, but we can confidently agree that we solved the mystery before anyone else did.
Forever swimming in a vast ocean of YouTube frowny faces.
I didn’t need this today.
This is bad for humanity. Frankly, this is how it ends.
Finally answer that question that’s been tormenting you deep inside for so long: what would you name your 2000s emo band?
Tumblr Logic can be beautiful, but it can also be as fearsome and dangerous as a giraffe.
The primary function of the Internet is to philosophize about cats. Here are some of the very finest of those musings.
The world is a stranger, more beautiful place than you could ever imagine.
Honestly, the only thing Earth has to recommend itself sometimes is its “breathable atmosphere,” and even that’s starting to wear thin.
This is a story about a lifetime’s supply of cardboard, duct tape, rope, and string, a full day of construction, and one very happy cat named Jenkins.
This has been a tumultuous and difficult year for cats, but it has not been a year without cat triumph, cat perseverance, and – dare I say – cat redemption. These were the most important cats of 2015.
“Your eyes can deceive you. Don’t trust them.”
These are some of the things you think when you watch all the Star Wars movies in a row.
There go our heroes. Watch them as they go.
How do you spot the vegan? Don’t worry, they’ll tweet about it.
Will swipe right for basically anyone at this point.
Catlessness is a disease that affects all of us.