Turns out there are not very many sports where a goalie would tend the net in the third quarter of a tie-game rivalry …
Whether you’re a Swords and Sorcery type of fantasy reader, a fan of battles and betrayal, or you just want a few more goddamn elves in your life, there’s something for you here. These are the truly great fantasy series written in the last 50 years.
Listen, Google — we’re all thinking these things, but it’s not considered polite to say them out loud.
We’re going to figure this out once and for all. The results will be 100% scientific, so there will be no cause for complaint or disagreement. I’m talking to you, Garrett.
OK, so I can solve for “X.” Now what?
“Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn’t stop to think if they should.”
The emojis will help you! Some of these pictures have cats hidden in them. Some have babies. Some, unfortunately, have terrifying hell-monsters. :(
Eighteen other countries legalized same-sex marriage before America. Let’s see how some of them are holding up.
An emoji is worth a thousand words. So this is basically a dissertation. ＼(◎o◎)／!
The hardest Choose Your Own Adventure you will ever take. Armed only with a small tub of nutritional yeast and your own wits, you must negotiate a hostile world full of cruelty, grilled vegetable wraps, and people yelling at you about where you get your protein.
Just load & scroll while avoiding all social contact!
Sometimes it’s best to just be yourself. But if that fails, just close your eyes and hope no one’s noticed you’re in the wrong place.
Don’t let the smug satisfaction of these insufferable overachievers get to you. Just try to ignore them and live your best life.
Having a rough day? Follow these directions to take you from the harsh drudgery of daily existence all the way into sanity and peace of mind. (Unless you are afraid of sloths. If you are afraid of sloths DO NOT DO THIS.)
Looks like it’s time to retire. If these kids are any indication, it’s clear that the next generation can take things from here.
“An unhappy alternative is before you. Your mother will never see you again if you don’t get Mr. Collins in this quiz, and I will never see you again if you do.” — Mr. Bennet