Fave line in this: “Relationships expert Jean Hannah Edelstein said: 'It's not a recipe for a happy relationship to select a partner based on what you perceive to be their inferiority.'”  Damn, Ms. Edelstein, where'd you learn that piece of arcane wisdom??? Relationships Expert School, presumably.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

This is actually true.  Jack is able to spin like a whirlwind, but only in extreme high pressure. Also, he developed the talent to transform any creature into a sheep and he has inherited a terrific intelligence. Jack has learned to communicate with scorpions telepathically and he has the power to change shape into an octopus. He possesses the power to tunnel through solid fire and he has been known to absorb the damage from most physical attacks and use it to augment his talent at hiding. Jack has mastered the ability to spray flame from his pistol toward any rival close by. Lamentably, Jack takes harm from exposure to cloth.

Christ, good point. Thanks. :)

Well, this was incredibly fun to read.  TMI, but I have always hated making mix CDs, even when mix CDs were a more viable thing/the only thing. I always felt like the act of listening to one song while you chose the next song - which is an essential part of making a mix tape - was pretty important for the whole process.  Spotify playlists are pretty neat though even if they are not very sexy and romantic, simply because Spotify is the best thing in the world and it is our future.

Yikes. They really should have gotten a different narrator.

My favorite comment so far is the guy who says, “Buzzfeed is SO in the financial pockets of Hollywood corporate media” and then four other paragraphs. Would read again.

This is one of the dumber comments i've read today!

#12 FTW.