53 Thoughts All Scots Have When They First Visit London
"If one more wanker calls me mate, I'm going to smack him."
"If one more wanker calls me mate, I'm going to smack him."
Turns out Irn-Bru doesn't actually turn you ginger.
"Katie would communicate using the Mockingjay call: The first seven notes of 500 Miles."
"Stoap that cairryoan!"
"Hands in, aca-fannies."
"Your jaiket's on a shoogly peg!"
"Gaun yersel, Glen Coco!"
Keepin' up wae the Kilpatricks.
Were you brave enough to leave the house without a jacket?
Why are you incapable of choosing a name for bread rolls?
"Your jaiket's on a shoogly peg!"
Bet you we get it right
Get ready to make some tough decisions
"This quiz is aff it's heid!"
No password needed.
Small moments of perfection.
"What the hell did you just put on my chips?"
"Stoap that cairryoan!"