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29 Signs You Went To A Scottish Boarding School

It's just like any other boarding school, but with more haggis and Irn Bru.

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1. You still rely on these bad boys to get you through the tough times.

They're like little bites of marshmallowy heaven.

2. And you know this is the ultimate treat after a hard day's work.

3. Your school took rugby VERY seriously.

Everyone knew who the 1st XV were. And inter-house rivalry played a huge part in Sports Days.

4. And you felt an intense dislike towards anyone from your rival schools.

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Refusing to shake hands at the end of the match was the equivalent of giving someone the middle finger.


7. And you know that no party is complete without a ceilidh.

Just try and stop me from joining in with "The Dashing White Sergeant".


10. relate more to the schoolgirls in Wild Child than you'd like to admit to your non-boarding friends.

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OK FINE. Maybe we did have to hand our phones in at night. DON'T JUDGE ME.

11. Pretty much all of your teachers were St Andrew's graduates.

And most of them are married to each other.

12. You definitely snuck some of this into a school disco at some point in your life.

And you probably got caught because you would have been fully wasted.


16. Burns Supper was the one night of the year that your school acknowledged that it was Scottish.

And if you were one of the few students that still had a Scottish accent, you could expect to be called upon to do a speech.


17. The choir were practically school royalty.

Tbf their harmonies were on point.

18. But CCF was like Marmite.

You loved it or you hated it. You probably hated it.


21. People have mistaken your school for Hogwarts before now.

Can you blame them?

22. Despite others making fun of it, you actually loved your uniform.

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Even though you got told off multiple times a day for having your button undone or your kilt too short.


25. You did Bronze, Silver, and Gold DofE.

Or you came up with a damn good excuse.