January 1: The year started out strong with a photobomb in the middle of KimYe's New Year's photo.
January 23: Kanye wore this mask.
January 26: Shopping in Paris.
February 10: Tourists in Brazil.
Feb. 23: Kanye starts a mini-feud with Justin Timberlake during a show in London.
February 25: Kimye appears on the cover of L’Officiel Hommes Paris.
March 03: KimYe wears black and white to the Givenchy at Paris Fashion week...
They smiled about it in the front row.
March 9: Justin Timberlake changes the words in “Suit & Tie” as a response to Kanye on SNL.
March 10: Kim terrifies the world by sharing this photo of her "Vampire Facial."
Most of April: Kim takes a few fashion risks...
...and gets crucified for it in the press.
May 4: Kim shares this unfortuante photo of her feet.
May 6: Kimye attends the Met Costume Gala.
Later that night, Kanye performed in a skirt.
May 13: Kanye hits his head on a sign that says "Wrong Way."
May 16: Kanye announces "I am not a celebrity."
May 19: Kanye West closes out the Saturday Night Live season finale.
June 2: North West is revealed to be a girl on an episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians.
June 3: Kim Kardashian has a baby shower.
June 12: Kanye West proves he's self aware with this quote to New York Times.
June 16: Kim gives Kanye computer mice signed by Steve Jobs and Steve Wozniak.
June 16: Kanye West projects "New Slaves" and a promotional clip for Yeezus in 30 different cities across the globe.
June 18: Yeezus is released.
June 20: The world discovers that KimYe named their baby North West...
...and Google's image search for the term "North West" becomes immediately compromised.
August 16: Kim calls out Katie Couric after sending a baby gift after asking, "Why are they famous?" in In Touch.
August 23: Kanye appears on Kris Jenner's talk show, talks about Kim, his new family...
...and reveals the first photo of baby North West.
September 4: Karl Lagerfeld's photographs of pregnant Kim appear.
September 10: Kanye shows his support, tweeting, "Karl shooting my 2 girls."
September 10: Kanye defends Kim's honor against Ray J during a performance on Late Night.
September 13: Kanye West is charged with criminal battery for this attack on a paparazzo:
September 22: KimYe parties with Oprah and Diddy.
September 24: Kanye claims to have invented leather jogging pants.
September 26: Kanye West went wild on Jimmy Kimmel via Twitter after being offended by a sketch on Kimmel's show poked fun at his recent interview with the BBC.
October 9: Kanye appears on Jimmy Kimmel Live.
And for the most part, they made up.
September 29: Kimye appears at Givenchy's Fall show at Paris Fashion Week.
(They sat front row.)
October 4: Kim uploads another photo of North West.
October 10: Kanye's Yeezus tour kicks off with a spectacular stage — and "White Jesus."
October 17: Kim tweets her butt...
...and Ye responded.
October 22: Kanye propses to Kim in San Francisco’s AT&T Park...
...with this sign...
...on Kim's birthday.
(It may or may not have caused this accident.)
October 25: The newly-engaged KimYe flew to Vegas.
November 1: KimYe sues YouTube co-founder for leaking video of their engagement online.
November 11: Kanye performed at Leonardo DiCaprio's birthday party.
November 12: More photos of North West, this time with Givenchy's creative director Riccardo Tisci.
November 17: Kimye stops by Harvard's Graduate School of Design.
November 20: Zappos brilliantly responded to Kanye's accusation of "selling shit product" with this:
November 27: KimYe dresses like "twins."
November 29: "Bound 2" drops.
And we suddenly understood how, exactly, North West was made.
...it inspired some wonderful parodies, too.
November 29: KIMYE BATHROOM SELFIE.
December 17: Kim shared this photo of North West...
...and people (and blogs) everywhere accused Kim of waxing the baby's brows.
December 18: Kim laughed off the rumors:
December 26: Kim shares the present Kanye gave her for Christmas: this Hermes bag.
Just look at the glory of it in action.
Here's to 2014!
GIFs via Fox's ADHD.