Lie. Check pants for fire. Rinse. Repeat.
Run out and grab me another iced grande mocha half-caf no foam soy latte, will you?
You're not quite mature enough to start producing offspring, but the life span of your houseplants has greatly increased over the past year. Are you ready for a dog?
When I said 'hi' what I really meant was, 'please lose my number and never talk to me again'... was that not clear?
After 7 franchises, 34 seasons, 10 weddings, 14 divorces, and 279 arguments, it's time we reflect on the love lost, lessons learned, tables flipped, and drinks flown.
SFO to LAX? Be there in 2 Advils, 4 peanut packets, 12 hours, and 672 dollars.
If you were born between 1980 and 1990, you grew up knowing no child would ever be able to hold a candle to the cuteness that was Michelle Elizabeth Tanner.
Careless beauty habits are never okay. If you or someone you know has fallen victim to makeup-mindlessness, please call 1800-NEED-MIRROR or contact the Sephora specialist nearest you.
You've got to kiss a few frogs, right? Or at least have a meal with the frog before running like the wind.
Love her, hate her, hate to love her, or love to hate her — there's a little Hannah Horvath in all of us.
They were our crushes, our idols, our bedroom wallpaper. Now they're back on primetime and counting on our devotion.
Dead giveaways your significant other is a doctor-in-training
Proofreaders are only human
The one with all the life lessons
How Carrie, Miranda, Samantha, and Charlotte artificially inflated my expectations of society and the road that lies ahead.
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