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16 Times Lying Is In Your Best Interest

Lie. Check pants for fire. Rinse. Repeat.

sjlewinter • 5 years ago

Your First Job: Expectation Vs. Reality

Run out and grab me another iced grande mocha half-caf no foam soy latte, will you?

sjlewinter • 5 years ago

13 Things To Consider Before Getting Your First Dog

You're not quite mature enough to start producing offspring, but the life span of your houseplants has greatly increased over the past year. Are you ready for a dog?

sjlewinter • 5 years ago

15 Types Of Highly Irritating Text Messages

When I said 'hi' what I really meant was, 'please lose my number and never talk to me again'... was that not clear?

sjlewinter • 5 years ago

An Ode To Fallen "Real Housewives"

After 7 franchises, 34 seasons, 10 weddings, 14 divorces, and 279 arguments, it's time we reflect on the love lost, lessons learned, tables flipped, and drinks flown.

sjlewinter • 5 years ago

The 22 Worst Things About Flying

SFO to LAX? Be there in 2 Advils, 4 peanut packets, 12 hours, and 672 dollars.

sjlewinter • 5 years ago

21 Reasons Michelle Tanner Was The Cutest Child To Ever Grace Your TV Set

If you were born between 1980 and 1990, you grew up knowing no child would ever be able to hold a candle to the cuteness that was Michelle Elizabeth Tanner.

sjlewinter • 5 years ago

17 Cosmetic Catastrophes As Told By Celebs

Careless beauty habits are never okay. If you or someone you know has fallen victim to makeup-mindlessness, please call 1800-NEED-MIRROR or contact the Sephora specialist nearest you.

sjlewinter • 5 years ago

21 Phases Of A First Date Fail

You've got to kiss a few frogs, right? Or at least have a meal with the frog before running like the wind.

sjlewinter • 5 years ago

12 Reasons Hannah Horvath Is Just Like Us

Love her, hate her, hate to love her, or love to hate her — there's a little Hannah Horvath in all of us.

sjlewinter • 5 years ago

15 Celebrities We Forgot We Love

They were our crushes, our idols, our bedroom wallpaper. Now they're back on primetime and counting on our devotion.

sjlewinter • 5 years ago

15 Signs You're Dating An "Almost Doctor"

Dead giveaways your significant other is a doctor-in-training

sjlewinter • 5 years ago

15 Primetime News Fails

Proofreaders are only human

sjlewinter • 6 years ago

15 Invaluable Lessons "Friends" Taught Me About Life

The one with all the life lessons

sjlewinter • 6 years ago

15 Ways "Sex And The City" Lied To Me About Life

How Carrie, Miranda, Samantha, and Charlotte artificially inflated my expectations of society and the road that lies ahead.

sjlewinter • 6 years ago