An Ode To Fallen "Real Housewives"

After 7 franchises, 34 seasons, 10 weddings, 14 divorces, and 279 arguments, it's time we reflect on the love lost, lessons learned, tables flipped, and drinks flown.

Danielle Staub

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Known for: Alleged stalking, psychosis, stripping, kidnapping, name-changing, and table-flip-inducement

Jeana Keough

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Known for: The ultimate wine catfight and an uncontrollable need to gossip

Jill Zarin

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Known for: A stereotyped New York accent and obsessive regret over destroying her friendship with the franchise's greatest success story

Jacqueline Laurita

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Known for: Raising Autism awareness and plastic surgery vacations

Lydia McLaughlin

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Known for: A supernatural ability to stay arm's length away from controversy

Kelly Bensimon

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Known for: A psychotic break during a weekend on Scary Island

Dina Manzo

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Known for: Having a Halloween cat year-round

Gretchen Rossi

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Known for: An alleged affair on a dying fiance, a below-par singing career, and maintaining Slade Smiley's relevance on reality television

Alex McCord

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Known for: Over-tweeting, a co-dependent, often creepy relationship, and an obsession with Brooklyn sustained by constant trips into Manhattan

Jo De La Rosa

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Responsible for: Introducing Slade Smiley to the world

Caroline Manzo

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Known for: Turning her family into a gang... and a spin-off

Camille Grammer

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Known for: Exposing Taylor Armstrong's volatile relationship and a very public divorce from Kelsey Grammer

Alexis Bellino

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Known for: Maintaining a marriage from the 1950s

Marysol Patton

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Known for: Mama Elsa

Taylor Armstrong

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Known for: Drawing attention to domestic violence

Kim Zolciak

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Known for: A wig dependency and somehow staying pregnant for the past 5 years

Bethenny Frankel

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Known for: Her cunning, sarcastic voice of reason, Skinnygirl cocktails, Bethenny "Getting Married?," "Bethenny Ever After," "Bethenny" talk show, "Skating with the Stars," Four NY Times bestsellers, PETA billboards, and "The Apprentice: Martha Stewart"