1. A champagne stopper so your bubbly will never lose its mojo once you pop the bottle.
2. Soft cotton panties that'll give you full coverage and loads of comfort.
3. A matte lipstick to give your pretty puckers a beautiful shade that won't budge for the whole day.
4. A four-piece multi-purpose frying pan so you can cook almost anything you want to in this thing and clean it up way easier.
5. A jewelry tree that'll ~leaf~ you so satisfied with how pretty your accessories look organized neatly on it.
6. Levi's 501 skinny jeans made of 100% cotton that'll make you look like the super-cool street style icon you definitely already are.
7. A surface cleaner to wipe gunk and grime away from literally any surface in your home. Uh-huh. You're about to be a lean, mean, cleaning machine all thanks to this one bottle.
8. An auxetic mesh chair designed to give your space a super sleek look while it gives your bum and back the flexibility they need when you sit for any period of time.
9. A CeraVe moisturizer that'll be like a refreshing glass of water to your face.
10. Fenty Beauty cream blush so you can have your cheeks out all this season with a subtle, lightweight flush.
11. An anti-frizz microfiber towel that'll dry your hair after a good wash without the damage that often comes with blow dryers and their combs. It'll also be less abrasive than the traditional towel so you'll be able to minimize breakage.
12. An air fryer to hands-down increase your love for cooking by 380 degrees (or whatever you need to put it on to fry all the tasty things with zero oil).
13. Vegan deodorant made with essential oils so you can keep yourself feeling and smelling fresh — 'cause funky underarms and animal cruelty are truly ~the pits~.
14. A tortilla kit to help you whip up your very own 100% gluten-free corn tortillas anytime your taste buds tell you it's time for them.
15. A three-piece bamboo sheet set that'll renew your love for spending your downtime lounging in bed.
16. A robot vacuum (because yup, it's time you lived like the Jetsons) to pick up all the dust bunnies, pet hair, and whatever else needs picking up — without you having to lift one finger.
17. A water-activated powder shampoo so you can give your hair a mild cleanse on wash day thanks to ingredients like coconut (provides a creamy lather), rice protein (adds shine and fullness), and aloe vera (conditions and hydrates).
18. A set of velvet hangers that'll help your slipperiest clothes (think silk, satin, and rayon) stay hung in place and save closet space since they're much thinner than the bulkier plastic hangers.
19. A hair-removing glove so you can sweep through your pet's coat with ease and remove all the hair that'll normally find a home in your carpet and on your furniture — all the while giving your fur baby all the rubs they desire.
20. Stasher reusable silicone bags to save you money on buying new ones ~and~ help you save the earth while you're at it since you'll be putting less plastic into the environment. Woot 🌍!
21. The Movie Quiz Book so you'll never have to ~question~ what you should do next when boredom strikes your friendship or family circle. Just whip out this book and it'll put a whole new spin on the definition of "movie night." 🎥🍿
22. A high-def, indoor/outdoor wireless home security system that'll be so easy to install and monitor, you'll wonder why you haven't started your own private eye business🧐. You'll also be glad to know it has a 365-day battery life with just ONE charge.
23. A vanity organizer to help you keep all your stuff organized without you having to even try too hard at it.
24. A beautiful wave ring for whenever you need to just add a ~splash~ of extra personality to your look without going overboard.
25. Dish-cleaning spray that'll work so well you just may start to look forward to being on dish duty just to have some fun with its powerful instant foam.
26. Pantene Intense Rescue Shots that are meant to improve damaged hair after the first use. It'll make your hair shinier and less prone to breakage so you can get back to flipping your tresses like they do in those hair commercials.
27. Laundry detergent made just for your dark clothes so their color remains just as deep and bold as they were when you first bought 'em! (Seriously, say "no" to faded black jeans 🙅🏿♀️ and all that jazz.)
28. A double-repair moisturizer that'll provide 48-hour hydration and start repairing your skin's protective barrier within one hour of application. I'm not sayin' it's magic but I'm not sayin' it isn't...?
29. Heritage Store alcohol-free rosewater toner to restore your skin's pH balance and splashing you with hyaluronic acid that helps the skin hold onto moisture better. It'll also be super gentle on sensitive and acne-prone skin.
30. A loose-leaf tea steeper and strainer that'll immediately dispense perfectly brewed tea straight into any cup you sit it on top of.
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