“Fancy a willy supper?” Er, naw. Thanks though.
Although if you’re a fan of QI, you might have a bit of an advantage.
Disclaimer: Please don’t actually follow this advice or you’ll get fired or die.
He is definitely Scotland’s finest export.
They’re the most vicious dog breed ever to walk the Earth.
Don’t play this while you’re drunk; you might get confused and eat the screen.
The world just doesn’t understand our love of shit barbecues and well-fired rolls.
The Scottish TV show is a national treasure.
It delivers all the fun of visiting Westeros, but without the maiming and stabbing.
Staffordshire bull terriers are the best dogs of all time, and these people know it.
Deport these people right now, especially the one who makes tea in the microwave.
*Buys planner* *Uses planner four times* *Abandons planner* *Repeats until death*
From gin and tonic cakes to rainbow-coloured “unicorn” waffles, here are all the very best puds to eat in the greatest country on Earth.
US student costumes: Sexy Peter Pan. UK student costumes: The Lidl Mermaid.
You need to add “hang out with baby seals” and “swim with basking sharks in the Hebrides” to your bucket list right now.
Let’s bust the myth that Staffordshire bull terriers are monsters once and for all.
Dinny bother reading this unless you’re heavy fluent in Scottish Twitter.
Someone will piss on Donald Trump’s golf course, then get stuck in a bin.