Let's take a trip down memory lane, shall we?
The strongest 1/5 of the Fab Fave TBH.
We all have one.
Will it be California or New York?
There's more to horror than Freddy and Jason.
Come home, they said. It'll be worth it, they said.
At least you know how to make cereal.
A headache? Sounds more like a Tuesday.
I know where we are, I swear.
Emails on emails on emails.
So. Many. Cousins.
I didn't choose this life, it chose me.
You delete Tinder only to download it again three days later.
I'm not out of shape, YOU'RE out of shape.
"I feel like going out." - Me, five minutes after saying I'm staying in.
"Are they mad at me?" — You, probably.
I mean, who wouldn't want to be Madonna's roommate?
Wait, what was I just doing?
I'm just joking, I promise.